AbiS
Adult Guinea Pig
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So today daddy told mummy that whee stink. Whee didn't know what that meant. Mummy locked us in our dirty run and cleaned our hutch out making it all nice and shiny. She then cleaned all of our hideys as well and put fresh puppy pads and hay in them. Whee didn't like being locked in the run - it isn't normal, but she did distract us with some readigrass, whee like readigrass! It started to get real hot, they had talked about turning the heating up so whee didn't get cold. I don't know why they thought whee would get cold because whee was nice and warm.
And then it happened......daddy put his fleece coat on - whenever he does that it means whee are about to be picked up, whee don't like that! Whee tried to hide but it was no good. Mummy caught me and daddy caught Toby and they took us up to the upper level of their hutch. They have this shiny white compartment with this big tub thing in it, I think it's called a baff. They put us in this baff. IT HAD WATER IN THE BOTTOM! I THOUGHT WHEE WAS GONNA DIE but then my feet touched the bottom and I realised the water just came up to my ankles.
Daddy just stood and watched helplessly while mummy poured more water on our bodies, it took lots of water cos whee is quite big. She then rubbed some stuff on us and it went all bubbly. Look at us - whee is not impressed!
I tried to shake the wet stuff off
but couldn't get rid of it so I tried to use mummy like a climbing frame thingy
but she wouldn't let me out so I said 'if you do this to me again I'm gonna bite your face off!'
So she got the hint and finished the torture. Whee got wrapped up in fluffy towels
And had a tasty treat
Mummy said whee was very good boys and now whee smell of 'Just for Boars', whee don't know what that is but whee really hope it doesn't happen again!
And then it happened......daddy put his fleece coat on - whenever he does that it means whee are about to be picked up, whee don't like that! Whee tried to hide but it was no good. Mummy caught me and daddy caught Toby and they took us up to the upper level of their hutch. They have this shiny white compartment with this big tub thing in it, I think it's called a baff. They put us in this baff. IT HAD WATER IN THE BOTTOM! I THOUGHT WHEE WAS GONNA DIE but then my feet touched the bottom and I realised the water just came up to my ankles.
Daddy just stood and watched helplessly while mummy poured more water on our bodies, it took lots of water cos whee is quite big. She then rubbed some stuff on us and it went all bubbly. Look at us - whee is not impressed!
I tried to shake the wet stuff off
but couldn't get rid of it so I tried to use mummy like a climbing frame thingy
but she wouldn't let me out so I said 'if you do this to me again I'm gonna bite your face off!'
So she got the hint and finished the torture. Whee got wrapped up in fluffy towels
And had a tasty treat
Mummy said whee was very good boys and now whee smell of 'Just for Boars', whee don't know what that is but whee really hope it doesn't happen again!