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Adult Guinea Pig
I'm so happy to be hereOf course you can join Kongo, we know all about you being a gentle giant. Also you have a fan club here![]()

Truffle, humans really have to earn kisses. I waited two and a half years before granting one to my human for the first time. My brother Noodle never gave oneTruffle: I started sniffing MS fingerinterestedly and she left it there, hoping for the long awaited kiss. I started nibbling and she snatched it away
. Does that make me undignified? Polo:
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While my to neighbour yells "never kiss a hooman! Neeeeever!", I say you should Truffle. They love to get their noses and cheeks kissed! Fingers to, of course, but I think hands always should have some kind of snack for me so I tend to take a little taste with my toofies too... I always apologize, though!Truffle: I started sniffing MS fingerinterestedly and she left it there, hoping for the long awaited kiss. I started nibbling and she snatched it away
. Does that make me undignified? Polo:
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Not very dignified language, Polo!It's so *"!?#@* annoying!
Oh, I was mad at slave! I want to sit in her lap and have those syringes. I mean, eat from a bowl? What kind of treatment is that really?Truffle: cucumberis my favourite salad. I think if you are like Polo and don't wheek much, maybe jumping and throwing syringes and chomping them could be just cucumber rage. I don't know anything about CC rage, I've never had any
Polo: I've been trained to beg. When I want to throw syringes I find myself sitting on my hindquarters looking cute. It's so *"!?#@* annoying!
Dear Kongo,
Don't worry, I'm aware that some things are so irresistible that even MY dignity disappears. My kryptonite is basil, as soon as I smell it I wheek loudly, zoom and popcorn (with squeaks) like a mad pup.
Rumbles,
Occasionally NOT so Dignified Sir George