Hywel is not only a boar right up on the RRRRRRRRequirements of looking after the ladies, he also has definite opinions on interior design and likes nothing better than to share them with me whenever I clean out the cage!
It goes like that:
"Lets have a look at this new newspaper!"
"Hmmmm-mmmhhh..."
"Yes, I think we let that pass. Please continue!"
"I have to make sure that quality is maintained..."
"Next time you should try slightly better aged paper! This is not brittle enough yet!"
"Can I have a flaked pea for my exertions now, please?"
(Please wait for the next instalment)
It goes like that:
"Lets have a look at this new newspaper!"
"Hmmmm-mmmhhh..."
"Yes, I think we let that pass. Please continue!"
"I have to make sure that quality is maintained..."
"Next time you should try slightly better aged paper! This is not brittle enough yet!"
"Can I have a flaked pea for my exertions now, please?"
(Please wait for the next instalment)