The founding of the GPFANS

I have no problem doing my own nipping especially when I can see the cage but the human is taking too long to put me back or if she has the audacity to check my teeth. I also won't hold back when it comes to reminding her of my presence if she is paying more attention to her phone than me during cuddle time. Like seriously lady why did you even get me out if you're not going to pet me with both hands for the whole time I'm out the cage. But I have been worrying for some time about my cage mate he didn't even give her a bite when she cut his nail too short the other day. He's even to cowardly to bite when he needs to pee. He'll just pee all over her, how undignified! He definitely needs some training.

I've considered applying for the position of chief nipper for the UK branch of GPFANS but I've decided it sounds like too much hard work and I'd much rather have a nap.
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Betsy said:
Dear Odi, Billie, Tessy, Bonny and Vicky

I just thought I'd write to you with some feedback on the GPFANS Correspondence Course I took earlier in the week. It was very good and works!

Betsy had soft poops at on Monday so Slave withdrew all veg from Betsy until her tummy settled down. The problem was she withdrew all veg from me too as she said it wasn't fair on Betsy if I smelled of veg when she couldn't have any. I did not think this was right at all! Why was I being punished when there was nothing wrong with my tum? Anyway at veg time tonight (at last!) before Slave could even scatter feed the veg, I was straight over to the bowl and I nipped her quickly on the thumb! Not so much that it hurt too much or broke the skin but enough to let her know I was very unhappy with the harsh way I had been treated. She thought it was because I was excited to have veg again (my Slave isn't that bright you know) but we all know why I nipped her don't we?

Wheaks
Meg
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Dear Meg!
We are really happy that the training worked out for you. We find it hard to imagine not to be fed any veggies for days (don't think we would survive), but your slave certainly deserved a good nip.
Keep up the good work!
Wheeks
Tessy & the GPFANS team
 
Sweet Potato said:
I have no problem doing my own nipping especially when I can see the cage but the human is taking too long to put me back or if she has the audacity to check my teeth. I also won't hold back when it comes to reminding her of my presence if she is paying more attention to her phone than me during cuddle time. Like seriously lady why did you even get me out if you're not going to pet me with both hands for the whole time I'm out the cage. But I have been worrying for some time about my cage mate he didn't even give her a bite when she cut his nail too short the other day. He's even to cowardly to bite when he needs to pee. He'll just pee all over her, how undignified! He definitely needs some training.

I've considered applying for the position of chief nipper for the UK branch of GPFANS but I've decided it sounds like too much hard work and I'd much rather have a nap.
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Maybe you could try to introduce your cage mate to the art of nipping.
But we agree that running GPFANS is hard work. Napping does sound like a very good idea.
 
Oooohhh...can we join this lovely group GPFANS? As a proof, please see attached photo of our skills. 😁

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Bryce: Ever since the pig parents adopted me last Aug 2021, I let them know right away that I have fangs and that I wouldn't be taking advantage of. Everytime pigmum have a cuddle with me, she always sings "aw, ouch, stop it". Oh the sound of it is so very nice to my ears! But now, I don't know why she likes it though, especially during weighing time. She would ask me to kiss him on the nose and when I nip her instead, she would just laugh. Although I managed to nip her hard one time and she asked me why I did that! Well she had it all coming with her thinking it was funny now. Warned her again to take my nipping seriously. 😉

Vegas: I used to be a heavy nipper during my younger days. I always nipped pigmum's shirt and hair during cuddle time. But since I got older, I only do it occasionally. Although there was one time that I got pigdad really bad. He almost bled to death! Well he tried to put me on his lap, and then also put the new annoying piggy Bryce (he said he wanted us to be friends that time they got him) beside me! I sure let him know that I wasn't happy! I caught his finger and bam! He still had a scar from it. He said now he has two, one from my RB sister Bunny, and one from me! What a proud moment for me! 😊
 
anyar.dris said:
Oooohhh...can we join this lovely group GPFANS? As a proof, please see attached photo of our skills. 😁

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Bryce: Ever since the pig parents adopted me last Aug 2021, I let them know right away that I have fangs and that I wouldn't be taking advantage of. Everytime pigmum have a cuddle with me, she always sings "aw, ouch, stop it". Oh the sound of it is so very nice to my ears! But now, I don't know why she likes it though, especially during weighing time. She would ask me to kiss him on the nose and when I nip her instead, she would just laugh. Although I managed to nip her hard one time and she asked me why I did that! Well she had it all coming with her thinking it was funny now. Warned her again to take my nipping seriously. 😉

Vegas: I used to be a heavy nipper during my younger days. I always nipped pigmum's shirt and hair during cuddle time. But since I got older, I only do it occasionally. Although there was one time that I got pigdad really bad. He almost bled to death! Well he tried to put me on his lap, and then also put the new annoying piggy Bryce (he said he wanted us to be friends that time they got him) beside me! I sure let him know that I wasn't happy! I caught his finger and bam! He still had a scar from it. He said now he has two, one from my RB sister Bunny, and one from me! What a proud moment for me! 😊
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Dear Bryce, dear Vegas, you sound like dedicated nippers. Good to have you as part of the team! We will send you the details about our training asap.
Wheeks Tessy
 
**Important update**

Dear fellow forum piggies!
We have had a busy first week at GPFANS. We reacted to two cries for help, started our training programme and - thanks to very qualified applications - were able to enlarge the team.
We have now got a UK branch of active nippers. :D Thank you, Ginger, Posh, Bryce and Vegas!
And our Canadian branch was opened up by Tomie. :D
We are also very honoured to have two guest speekers: Betty and Ruby :D

So things are really looking very promising at the moment!
But it also turned out to be really hard and sometimes quite dangerous work!
Imagine been kissed by a slave you only made acquaintance with on a nipping mission. :vom:(Bad enough to be kissed by our own slave.)

Anyway ... there has been a change in our team.
Bonny has proved hopeless in nipping training. She knows how it works, but she's completely lacking in enthusiasm.
So she was promoted to administrative assistant and will be helping Billie. Coordinating everything turned out to be more work than one piggy can handle between naps.

Don't forget to contact us, if in need of a nip for your slave. Further applications for fellow nippers are very welcome. And remember our training courses, if you have the feeling, that you need a new perspective on how to handle your slave.

GPFANS are here for you!
Keep up the nipping attitude!

Wheeks Tessy 🐾
 
Doris here, I'm taking turns with Lexi before Carol jumps in. I very nearly nipped the hooman who thinks she is our mother (daft person when she isn't a guinea pig) on her finger after she and the hooman who is our older mother cleaned my ears and cut my nails. I mean the indignity of such things almost became too much for me but then I remembered that she needs her fingers to chop our salad and feed us hay and I'm sure there's a saying about not biting the hand that feeds you. Ruby has found another way of making her feelings known - sharp nails and scratching the hoomans :D
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Anyway ... there has been a change in our team.
Bonny has proved hopeless in nipping training. She knows how it works, but she's completely lacking in enthusiasm.
So she was promoted to administrative assistant and will be helping Billie. Coordinating everything turned out to be more work than one piggy can handle between naps.
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Dear GPFANS

So pleased everything has been a success and you've had a busy week. Don't forget the new Correspondence Course I trialled for you last week and how amazing it was. Billie and Bonny need to send out more of those.

Wheaks
Meg
 
Betsy said:
Dear GPFANS

So pleased everything has been a success and you've had a busy week. Don't forget the new Correspondence Course I trialled for you last week and how amazing it was. Billie and Bonny need to send out more of those.

Wheaks
Meg
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Dear Meg,
of course! We are working on it.
Wheeks Bonny
 
Countrylass said:
Doris here, I'm taking turns with Lexi before Carol jumps in. I very nearly nipped the hooman who thinks she is our mother (daft person when she isn't a guinea pig) on her finger after she and the hooman who is our older mother cleaned my ears and cut my nails. I mean the indignity of such things almost became too much for me but then I remembered that she needs her fingers to chop our salad and feed us hay and I'm sure there's a saying about not biting the hand that feeds you. Ruby has found another way of making her feelings known - sharp nails and scratching the hoomans :D
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Dear Doris and Ruby,
yes, scratching is also a way to go. But some slaves just need a good nip from time to time. With scratching some could assume that it was unintentionally. That can be great, but doesn't always work.
Wheeks Tessy

PS: I'm also master of scratching, especially just after nail clipping. :whistle:
 
Dear Tessy,
Despite all the indignity heaped upon me by my slave and being force fed yucky medicine I can’t bring myself to nip her.
This morning I didn’t swallow my fibreplex but spit it all over my slave.
Then I deliberately dribbled Zithromax out of my mouth all down my fur and my human.
I still think I need to find the courage to nip though.
Please can you help.
Love and pleas from Phoebe
 
Dear Phoebe!
We are really sorry about the amount of mistreatment you have to endure. Billie is in a similar situation, but at least she only has to swallow baytril.

In our herd lived a sow called Ginger some years back. She is quite a legend around here, because she was a free spirit. She had to take antibiotics quite often unfortunately, but she had the perfect technique of dribbeling the antibiotic out of her mouth. She was able to pass the technique on to Cassy, but then it faded from herd memory. :(
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But we can ensure you that nothing is more unnerving to our slaves than us not taking our medicine. It can be more effective than nipping. Of course it's also more dangerous, because you need to take the medicine. So the trick is to swallow enough to get well and spit out enough to annoy the slave.

But of course we can send a nipping squad to your place. Just send us your adress and somepig will be around asap.

Wheeks Tessy
 
Dear Tessy,
Thank you for your encouraging words.
I will call for the nipping squad if the dribbling technique doesn’t work.
I do feel better with the medicine so I will try hard to get the balance right between swallowing and dribbling.
I do have a minor success to report - my slave has now put an old bath robe in our room so she can wear it to medicate me without her normal piggy clothes getting too sticky.
Love from Phoebe
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
**Important update**

Dear fellow forum piggies!
We have had a busy first week at GPFANS. We reacted to two cries for help, started our training programme and - thanks to very qualified applications - were able to enlarge the team.
We have now got a UK branch of active nippers. :D Thank you, Ginger, Posh, Bryce and Vegas!
And our Canadian branch was opened up by Tomie. :D
We are also very honoured to have two guest speekers: Betty and Ruby :D

So things are really looking very promising at the moment!
But it also turned out to be really hard and sometimes quite dangerous work!
Imagine been kissed by a slave you only made acquaintance with on a nipping mission. :vom:(Bad enough to be kissed by our own slave.)

Anyway ... there has been a change in our team.
Bonny has proved hopeless in nipping training. She knows how it works, but she's completely lacking in enthusiasm.
So she was promoted to administrative assistant and will be helping Billie. Coordinating everything turned out to be more work than one piggy can handle between naps.

Don't forget to contact us, if in need of a nip for your slave. Further applications for fellow nippers are very welcome. And remember our training courses, if you have the feeling, that you need a new perspective on how to handle your slave.

GPFANS are here for you!
Keep up the nipping attitude!

Wheeks Tessy 🐾
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Thank you Tessy! :hug:

What an honour to be included in the UK branch! Make this be a promise that we will never stop being great nippers! :rtm:

Bryce & Vegas :gd::gd:
 
I'm Fifi Fluffybottom, and I could NOT believe that my new friend Kanga has never bitten her people. I am trying to convert her to it but she'd rather bite grass instead. Maybe that's why she's so plump and can't reach round as well as I can.
I am fast & agile and can bite anyone, anywhen.
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Sue and Smartie said:
I'm Fifi Fluffybottom, and I could NOT believe that my new friend Kanga has never bitten her people. I am trying to convert her to it but she'd rather bite grass instead. Maybe that's why she's so plump and can't reach round as well as I can.
I am fast & agile and can bite anyone, anywhen.
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Dear Fiffi Fluffybottom,
it's very important that there are piggies out there who are able to show the world that guinea pigs should never be underestimated or mistaken for fluffy, cuddly pets.
Maybe Kanga wants to take part in our 'nipping for beginners'-training?
Wheeks Bonny
 
Merab's Slave said:
Dear Tessy,
Thank you for your encouraging words.
I will call for the nipping squad if the dribbling technique doesn’t work.
I do feel better with the medicine so I will try hard to get the balance right between swallowing and dribbling.
I do have a minor success to report - my slave has now put an old bath robe in our room so she can wear it to medicate me without her normal piggy clothes getting too sticky.
Love from Phoebe
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Dear Phoebe,
good work! We are really happy for you! :D
Sometimes our slaves can be tought new tricks.
Wheeks Tessy
 
Dear all, it’s Betty here with an update on how to when you’re up having sofa snacks.

Start with a nice lick of the hand so they think you’re being sweet and affectionate. Do this for quite a while so they really relax.

Next, step it up to a light nibble they can hardly feel. That way they’ll still think you’re being cute and friendly and ‘maybe mistaking hands for items of food’. LOL.

Then BAM! Hit them with a HARD FAST NIP or three on their hand, or if they’re holding you up high, see if you can get them on the neck, even better. I left teeth marks on the neck last week and have literally never felt more elated.

Never. stop. nipping.

You’re welcome ☺️

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PS the second pic is of Winnie who has a nice, very authoritative mouth I think, but she’s too nice and hasn’t learnt the power of nipping with them yet.

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LucyP said:
Dear all, it’s Betty here with an update on how to when you’re up having sofa snacks.

Start with a nice lick of the hand so they think you’re being sweet and affectionate. Do this for quite a while so they really relax.

Next, step it up to a light nibble they can hardly feel. That way they’ll still think you’re being cute and friendly and ‘maybe mistaking hands for items of food’. LOL.

Then BAM! Hit them with a HARD FAST NIP or three on their hand, or if they’re holding you up high, see if you can get them on the neck, even better. I left teeth marks on the neck last week and have literally never felt more elated.

Never. stop. nipping.

You’re welcome ☺️

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PS the second pic is of Winnie who has a nice, very authoritative mouth I think, but she’s too nice and hasn’t learnt the power of nipping with them yet.

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Oh dear, Betty! Talk about a really dangerous guinea pig! :yikes:
You're even beating my standards. I'm in awe of you!
Wheeks Tessy

PS: I think Billie and Bonny are quite shocked.
Odi thinks you're really cool.
 
We are following this thread with interest as we have had no reason to nip our female slave yet, but we feel we should be prepared if the occasion arises.
I (Kevin) gave an exploratory nip when she was a bit slow putting the food bowl down one day and she said "ooh, your teeth are sharp" and "I hope you never nip properly, that would hurt". The cheek of it! I've also tested the shiny sparkly thing that she wears on one of her fingers with my teeth - it was very hard but she wasn't very impressed and told me to leave it alone.
I have nipped the male slave though, when he stroked my cheek and made me jump. He hardly ever comes outside to visit us and he's the one who cuts our claws, so that'll learn him.
Looking forward to more tips about nipping and increasing our knowledge.

Kevin and Perry xx
AKA The Teenage Tearaways
 
Lizabel said:
We are following this thread with interest as we have had no reason to nip our female slave yet, but we feel we should be prepared if the occasion arises.
I (Kevin) gave an exploratory nip when she was a bit slow putting the food bowl down one day and she said "ooh, your teeth are sharp" and "I hope you never nip properly, that would hurt". The cheek of it! I've also tested the shiny sparkly thing that she wears on one of her fingers with my teeth - it was very hard but she wasn't very impressed and told me to leave it alone.
I have nipped the male slave though, when he stroked my cheek and made me jump. He hardly ever comes outside to visit us and he's the one who cuts our claws, so that'll learn him.
Looking forward to more tips about nipping and increasing our knowledge.

Kevin and Perry xx
AKA The Teenage Tearaways
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Dear Kevin and Perry,
we will send you details about our 'nipping for beginners'-training. But your first attempts are a good start. Just try what works best for you and your slave.
And remember to always look innocent. :cool:
Wheeks Tessy
 
We would just like to say that we feel honoured to have so many capable and wonderful guinea pigs looking after our interests.
We have the GPU and our sterling rep, The One and only Thea, mistress to @Betsy and we have the GPFANS led so well by Teddy who is mistress of @Viennese Furbabies .

This bodes well for the future of the Guinea Pig Empire.
We will rule the world 🌎

Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
Merab's Slave said:
We would just like to say that we feel honoured to have so many capable and wonderful guinea pigs looking after our interests.
We have the GPU and our sterling rep, The One and only Thea, mistress to @Betsy and we have the GPFANS led so well by Teddy who is mistress of @Viennese Furbabies .

This bodes well for the future of the Guinea Pig Empire.
We will rule the world 🌎

Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
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Wait.
What do you mean?
We will rule the world?
I thought we already did rule the world. :D

Love Ruby xx
 
Merab's Slave said:
We would just like to say that we feel honoured to have so many capable and wonderful guinea pigs looking after our interests.
We have the GPU and our sterling rep, The One and only Thea, mistress to @Betsy and we have the GPFANS led so well by Teddy who is mistress of @Viennese Furbabies .

This bodes well for the future of the Guinea Pig Empire.
We will rule the world 🌎

Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
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Tessy - not Teddy :eek:
 
Swissgreys said:
Wait.
What do you mean?
We will rule the world?
I thought we already did rule the world. :D

Love Ruby xx
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Oh Ruby, the reason you’re such a legend on here is that you clearly rule your world and all around you already! The rest of us can only dream of having your levels of authority. You’re an inspiration! From Betty and Winnie
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Dear GPANFS,
I have been thinking about this for a while. I love to nip the fleece bag the hoomans use for cuddles, when I am desperate to go home. Last night I decided to take it one step further and nipped Mummy slave, quite hard 3 times. She was not happy.
She was trying to check my front teeth, so I say it serves her right.… My teeth are fine.
She had it in her head that I had made a strange noise while re designing the hay cube.
I think I would like to join your nipping services.
Squeeks,
Hamish
P.S Hector says he has no desire to join, he loves a cuddle, and refuses to nip.
 
AidaB said:
Dear GPANFS,
I have been thinking about this for a while. I love to nip the fleece bag the hoomans use for cuddles, when I am desperate to go home. Last night I decided to take it one step further and nipped Mummy slave, quite hard 3 times. She was not happy.
She was trying to check my front teeth, so I say it serves her right.… My teeth are fine.
She had it in her head that I had made a strange noise while re designing the hay cube.
I think I would like to join your nipping services.
Squeeks,
Hamish
P.S Hector says he has no desire to join, he loves a cuddle, and refuses to nip.
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Dear Hamish,
of course you are very welcome to join. We'll send you information on our training courses.
Maybe we can even tempt Hector to join. Billie is currently working on a new course: emergency nipping for pacifist piggies.
Wheeks Bonny
 
Dear Tessy,
I would like to report some success today.
I actually nipped my slave.
She was horribly torturing me by grooming my beautiful crazy fur and trimming my bum fur. It’s not warm enough yet to lose all that fur, even if it was a bit yucky.
As soon as I could I nipped her.
Thank you for giving me the confidence to do this.
Love from Priscilla
 
Dear Priscilla,
we are so proud of you! That's excellent news!
(Not the fumbling around with your fur, but your reaction to it.)
You will see, once you have found the power to nip, it will get easier everytime you use your special power. Just don't forget to look innocent the whole time.
Tessy xx
 
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