Pawz
Adult Guinea Pig
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*human slave bites off two large chunks of pear and places them into the cage. Flynn immediately spots the strange objects and comes over to investigate*
Flynn: *pounces on the first chunk of pear and begins gnawing on it with gusto* What's this?mmmm mmmmm
Freyja: Whatcha got Flynn?
Flynn: muhh? umm food?
*Freyja spots the other chunk and starts to dig in, Flynn notices, abandons his and steals Freyja's*
Freyja: HEY! That was *sees Flynn's pleading look* Oh alright we can share it.
*Flynn grabs it and runs off with Freyja in pursuit. She easily spends the next ten minutes trying to get it back while it gets smaller and smaller thanks to Flynn. Eventually Freyja gives up and retires to her hidey in a sulk. Flynn passes by her once he has finished the majority of the chunk of pear and only has a tiny bite left.*
Freyja: Sharing didn't mean you could eat the whole thing you know.
Flynn: I saved you a bit, here..see I am sharing it with you.
Freyja: It was MINE to share, you stealing it and then offering me that tiny bit does not count. You can't share something that wasn't yours to share in the first place. My teeth marks were on it.. it was MINE first!
Flynn: I'm sharing, what's your problem?
Freyja: You, You don't understand how sharing works. I bet Eddi would have behaved properly when I shared MY food with him.
Flynn: Eddi? Oh the Blueberry guy..well I'm better than a blueberry you said it yourself.
Freyja: Yeah? You might be better than "a" blueberry but Eddi is better than a whole branch full! Your such a ..a... a.. HAMSTER!
Flynn: Hamster?!
Freyja: Yeah a hamster..stuffing your face and hoarding the food!
Flynn: *rumbles and walks off*
Freyja : *resumes looking miserable in the hidey*
*some time later Flynn notices the early abandoned Pear chunk, the one that was originally his. He picks it up and takes it to the hidey Freyja is still in.*
Flynn: *dropping the pear outside* Look what I got you..
Freyja: Is it a new husboar that does not steal? I hope so..please tell me it's Eddi with his dreamy pirate patch.
Flynn: Um close, it's PEAR.
Freyja: Please don't tell me you regurgitated it because that would be disgusting.
Flynn: *looks at the sizable chunk* I should be a circus pig if I managed that!
Freyja: *finally turns around and sees the pear* You're sharing?
Flynn: No, I am "giving" look it's got my teeth marks in, it was mine and now it is yours. So..am I worth as much as Eddi?
Freyja: *stuffing her face on the pear* Not quite, keep trying.
Flynn: *rolls his eyes and settles down to watch Freyja eat the pear without trying to pinch even one bite.*
*Humans stop watching all the drama over two chunks of pear and go back to their tasks. It should be noted that neither piggy have had pear before. It is a fruit eaten by only one human in the house and that human is generally not known for sharing the treasured pears.*
Flynn: *pounces on the first chunk of pear and begins gnawing on it with gusto* What's this?mmmm mmmmm
Freyja: Whatcha got Flynn?
Flynn: muhh? umm food?
*Freyja spots the other chunk and starts to dig in, Flynn notices, abandons his and steals Freyja's*
Freyja: HEY! That was *sees Flynn's pleading look* Oh alright we can share it.
*Flynn grabs it and runs off with Freyja in pursuit. She easily spends the next ten minutes trying to get it back while it gets smaller and smaller thanks to Flynn. Eventually Freyja gives up and retires to her hidey in a sulk. Flynn passes by her once he has finished the majority of the chunk of pear and only has a tiny bite left.*
Freyja: Sharing didn't mean you could eat the whole thing you know.
Flynn: I saved you a bit, here..see I am sharing it with you.
Freyja: It was MINE to share, you stealing it and then offering me that tiny bit does not count. You can't share something that wasn't yours to share in the first place. My teeth marks were on it.. it was MINE first!
Flynn: I'm sharing, what's your problem?
Freyja: You, You don't understand how sharing works. I bet Eddi would have behaved properly when I shared MY food with him.
Flynn: Eddi? Oh the Blueberry guy..well I'm better than a blueberry you said it yourself.
Freyja: Yeah? You might be better than "a" blueberry but Eddi is better than a whole branch full! Your such a ..a... a.. HAMSTER!
Flynn: Hamster?!
Freyja: Yeah a hamster..stuffing your face and hoarding the food!
Flynn: *rumbles and walks off*
Freyja : *resumes looking miserable in the hidey*
*some time later Flynn notices the early abandoned Pear chunk, the one that was originally his. He picks it up and takes it to the hidey Freyja is still in.*
Flynn: *dropping the pear outside* Look what I got you..
Freyja: Is it a new husboar that does not steal? I hope so..please tell me it's Eddi with his dreamy pirate patch.
Flynn: Um close, it's PEAR.
Freyja: Please don't tell me you regurgitated it because that would be disgusting.
Flynn: *looks at the sizable chunk* I should be a circus pig if I managed that!
Freyja: *finally turns around and sees the pear* You're sharing?
Flynn: No, I am "giving" look it's got my teeth marks in, it was mine and now it is yours. So..am I worth as much as Eddi?
Freyja: *stuffing her face on the pear* Not quite, keep trying.
Flynn: *rolls his eyes and settles down to watch Freyja eat the pear without trying to pinch even one bite.*
*Humans stop watching all the drama over two chunks of pear and go back to their tasks. It should be noted that neither piggy have had pear before. It is a fruit eaten by only one human in the house and that human is generally not known for sharing the treasured pears.*
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