The Guinea Pig Can Sense Weakness...

[Wigwig]

Had an utterly killer headache last night, just suddenly bammed and I had to lie down rather than stay sitting at the computer and was lying on the floor trying not to vomit...
and then felt Archie emerge and start trying to heave me out the way via my butt! So gradually I manage to turn over and mutter "no archie" and he purrs up to my face and starts barbering my hair furiously I managed to pull my hair away and he very sweetly kisses my nose but then he starts doing those turds that guineas eat and eating them loudly in my face and it absolutely stinks and I can smell he has weed too and that has such an amonia smell, I just had to crawl away and die.
Oh and the headache went away eventually, it was like a blocked sinus or something cause the pressure was insane and I could hardly breathe but luckily it unblocked, worst headache ive ever had.

 

[Janice C]

Oh poor you! But just think Archie by placing his really smelly poo right at your face was actually trying to clear your sinuses!
He will expect to be called Dr. Archie now!

 

[Jesse's pigs]

Ha I can picture this now - probably wasn't very funny at the time but what a joker! Ha

 

[Janice C]

Ha I can picture this now - probably wasn't very funny at the time but what a joker! Ha

Yes, should have syn
Mpathised more about the headache as I get migraine but very rarely and any smells would make me very ill!
Just my awful sense of humour!
Hope @Wigwig forgives me?

 

[Wigwig]

Even in my headache state, I had to laugh, hes a right monster!

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Perhaps he was really trying to help - he knows that when he feels poorly, he usually needs to eat plenty of the special poos, so he was trying to hint to his mum that if she felt ill, that was what she should do too. deffo a bit though!