Nassala
Junior Guinea Pig
Listen up hoomans, I know the most fun thing to do, cos I am the biggest bestest piggie. First you have to chase everyone else away from the big special cushion. Then you have to get on the cushion and wiggle your bum at them, just so they know how much better you are. Then you play a game called 'cushion popcorn' where you try not to fall off. Sometimes I fall off, but in the bestest way.