The New Romantic Boar!

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Please take note of the latest trend in piggy dating - romancing your girl in a cosy, secluded spot with a heartfelt rumble after a choice dinner in a top restaurant.

Llewelyn's top tip: do not jump a girl without warning!

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(Llewelyn-Ffion)
 
will have to show jive this tip he his just launching at the girls and expecting an applause!
 
Perhaps Llewelyn could run his own special Column, with daily handy hints!

But it's a wonderful picture - two dear little noses almost touching.
 
Oooooh - cute piggy nosesx)

Think a 'Llewelyn Column' would be a great idea - he's obviously a very experienced chap now :))

Teresa xx
 
will have to show jive this tip he his just launching at the girls and expecting an applause!

Llewelyn did that with Ffion upon arrival and ended up minus a mouthful of his own fur for his blunt tactics, so he's treading carefully these days! rolleyes
 
Totally smitten here. What a lovely fella to woo his ladies like this. Long time since I experienced a heartfelt rumble. :(|)
 
Oh I agree, we need a Llewelyn Column!

I love seeing your post and photos Wiebke, they always bring about a smile. :)
 
tsk tsk Auntie Wiebke you forgot to warn her......she opened up with a big grin on her face and then.........yup KERPLUNK!! rolleyes:))
oh yeah and she mumbled something like........OMG so pink.......

JUMP JUMP JUMP...............brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................JUMP JUMP JUMP...............please wake up mummy!

PUMP PUMP PUMP .......................o------------------ eeeeeeek Velvet she doned it again! SIGH.......... me thinks we'll need some help too, she looking bad. OK i'll call for help.......
Bellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WOOOOOOF, TWEEEEEEEEEEEET yes girls what can we do for you?
well................oh let us guess she seen 'you know what's?' we know the drill LOL
Paw on the button, together on the count of three! OK.......
one, two THREE!!! PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP................................mmmmm.........PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP......................o.................PUMP PUMP PUMP...............oh my.............GASP................thanks sweeties.............oh goodness me.....................so pink.............so gorgeous..............lovely...............kissable............sweeeeeeeeeeet.......
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PIGGIE LIPS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxo

Whee are all very impressed with Llewi's method of romancing the girlies x)
 
tsk tsk Auntie Wiebke you forgot to warn her......she opened up with a big grin on her face and then.........yup KERPLUNK!! rolleyes:))
oh yeah and she mumbled something like........OMG so pink.......

JUMP JUMP JUMP...............brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................JUMP JUMP JUMP...............please wake up mummy!

PUMP PUMP PUMP .......................o------------------ eeeeeeek Velvet she doned it again! SIGH.......... me thinks we'll need some help too, she looking bad. OK i'll call for help.......
Bellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WOOOOOOF, TWEEEEEEEEEEEET yes girls what can we do for you?
well................oh let us guess she seen 'you know what's?' we know the drill LOL
Paw on the button, together on the count of three! OK.......
one, two THREE!!! PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP................................mmmmm.........PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP......................o.................PUMP PUMP PUMP...............oh my.............GASP................thanks sweeties.............oh goodness me.....................so pink.............so gorgeous..............lovely...............kissable............sweeeeeeeeeeet.......
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PIGGIE LIPS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxo

Whee are all very impressed with Llewi's method of romancing the girlies x)

Llewelyn will be very pleased that he has impressed auntie Glynis - when I tell him after breakfast (a boar has his priorities!).
 
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