The One and Only Thea, Shop Steward, has an important announcement.

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Dear Fellow Piggies
I would like to let you all know that I am now retiring as your Shop Steward, at 6 and a half years old, I think it's time to pass on the Stewardship of the GPU to somepiggy who is young and enthusiastic. It has been a great honour to serve you over the last 18 months and assist you in righting the many wrongs of our Slaves.

May I introduce to you all my successor, your new Shop Steward Miss Bramble.
Bramble in pink hidey.webp

Miss Bramble may be very young, but she is enthusiastic, passed the interview at GPU Headquarters and the Intensive Training Programme and is now eager to start helping you with your Slaves. She may need a bit of encouragement first of all as she is very shy but also more that capable of taking on such a big role.
 
Um ... Hello Fellow Piggies in Forum Land

My name is Miss Bramble and I am your new Shop Steward! I know, I can hardly believe that I was chosen over my Mum Misty but the GPU Committee must have seen something that my Mum Misty didn't have. I'm still only a baby really at under 6 months old but I passed the End of Intensive Training Programme Exams with flying colours apparently so here I am. I'm willing to assist in all aspects of Slave care and training. The One and Only Thea (Shop Steward, only just retired) will be my mentor for a while while I am finding my feet in the role. I have new ideas that I hope will be of assistance to you all.

Yours newly in the role and I promise I will do my best

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Welcome Miss Bramble, we piggies are thrilled that you have passed your training with flying colours and are now our new Shop Steward. The One and Only Thea will be a wonderful mentor and we wish her a long and happy retirement.
Wheeks
Bertie and Hutchie ❤️
 
Happy retirement The One and Only Thea, thank you for everything you have done for us, while being shop steward of the GPU.
We hope you can enjoy your naps un-disturbed.
Wheeks Hamish and Billy


Dear Miss Bramble,
🤩 Wow! Sounds like you impressed your tutors. We look forward to hearing all about your new ideas. We hope The One and Only Thea is happy to help you settle into your new role.
Good luck.
Wheeks Hamish & Billy 💩
 
What does GPU stand for… guinea pig something?

I cant work it out for the life of me, but congratulations Miss Bramble and I hope you have a fantastic retirement lovely Thea.
 
Enjoy your retirement Thea. I'm sure that Miss Bramble is up to the challenge of her new role. Especially with you as her mentor.xx
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
thank you for all your hard work on behalf of all forum piggies! 💐
We hope that you'll have a long and happy retirement.
Love and wheeks
Billie, Tessy, Odi, Bonny, Vicky and Kylie
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
congratulations on being chosen as our new shop steward. We are sure, you will do a brilliant job.
Wheeks from GPFANS headquarters
Tessy
chief nipper of GPFANS
 
Thank you for all your well wishes and encouragement. I'm very nervous as I have big feet to follow in. The founder of the GPU was The Ever Beautiful Betsy and she was a formidable piggy and she taught The One and Only Thea. Thea was more gentle in her approach and I have to find where i fit in. I'm sure I will eventually.

Miss Bramble
Newly appointed Shop Steward
 
I hope that the One and Only Thea enjoys her well earned retirement.
Welcome to your new role, Miss Bramble. I hope you’ve negotiated some extra veggies to help your energy levels when dealing with all the issues that arise here on the forum. Got to be worth an extra chunk of pepper?
 
Dear One and Only Thea, we would like to thank you for all your help as GPU shop steward.
We hope you enjoy a long and happy retirement.

Dear Miss Bramble, congratulations on your new role as shop steward of the GPU.
We think that you will be an excellent successor to the One and Only Thea.
Love from Micah, Naomi and Ruth

PS - Miss Bramble, you are beautiful. I can do some special rumbles for you.
Love from Micah
 
Happy retirement Thea. You’ve done a grand job.

Welcome to the role Miss Bramble. I’m sure with a bit of guidance from Thea you will be helping all the piggies on the forum in no time. Basically slaves are stoopid and need reminding of what us piggies need regularly. Good luck.
Pepper and Pebble.
 
Dear The one and only Thea
We are sad to hear you have retired after a long busy and productive time in the GPU - thank you from every piggy you have helped and advised - we hope you have a long and happy retirement and are spoilt every day 🥰
Welcome to the Newly appointed Shop Steward Miss Bramble - you do have big shoes to fill but judging how well you have done in passing all those exams , we are sure you are more than capable 🥰
Sending much wheeks
Bobby & Geoff ( & their slave) 😂
 
Happy retirement Thea, you’ve done us piggies proud. A big hello to you Miss Bramble! We will post you any problems we have with our old slave and we are sure you will give the same ”no nonsense advice” to dealing with her and getting our own back if she steps out of line 😁
Lots of love and kisses from Hector, Kiki, Posh and Ginger
 
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