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Houdini; Sid Vicious reincarnated?

"Not fair, Picasso never gets his hair cut!"

"A buzz cut? I lookl like a conformist square..."

It is just as well I cut Houdini's fringe when I did because ten minutes later I broke my left arm. Now, if I was doing something brave or cool when I broke it that would be fine. However it wasn't, I slipped on my pjamma pants that are too long as I'm on the short side, knocked over planks of wood while trying to get a grip on something, and then fell arm first onto the said planks of wood! Not cool at all, just makes me look like a total noob when people ask what happened. Doctor said it will take two to three months to heal. Next tuesday I was meant to start work as after all this time I've FINALLY found a job, and then start my film degree in July! So now I won't be able to work unless they really take pity on me and take on a one armed cashier, but operating a film camera...I haven't heard of anyone doing this with one arm...
At this point I'm not even sure how I'll manage showering, dressing myself, laundry, cooking or looking after the piggies! My family and my fiance and his family are more than happy to help me do things but it's not the same. I'm a strong, independant, confident, fashionable person and having to rely on others and wear a big ugly cast and sling makes me cry...