The Slave in is BIG trouble - supper was late!

Betsy

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Dear Forumland Piggies

My Supper was late tonight! Usually it's on time. Not tonight though. It was FIFTEEN minutes late. That's a lifetime! Usually my Slave tells me its supper time by calling me and says "Thea, Pea Flake" even if I'm asleep that penetrates the brain and I'm there! Running if I have to. I want the yummy peaflakes as quickly as possible. I had to wait tonight. When Slave came in to the garage to give me my peaflakes, I gave her my best "give me my food NOW" stare and she was so scared by it that pea flakes arrived in my gob immediately. (I have been perfecting that stare for a long time and it's now proved to be very effective). Then the super yummy apple cubes were given to me. Then I had to wait for my forage while slave gave the two waste of space piggies in the cage their pea flakes and apple cubes. I let her know I wasn't happy with waiting for my scrummy forage by teeth chattering at her (Lexi taught me that trick before she toddled off to the Rainbow Bridge). It didn't take Slave long to get the hint. Forage was forthcoming after that. Tonight's delight was a mixture of oat hay, plantain, mint, birch, nettles, dried carrot and beetroot, dandelion root and cornflowers. Then Slave put in a Hay Cookie probably becaise she felt guilty that she served a late Supper and I had to tell her off good and proper.

Yours using all the tricks in the book to get what I want

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward (Retired)
 
Good for you Thea! Put that slave in her place!

I’ve got all on here! I’m not getting any younger and then my new cage mate Bonnie goes and has 3 babies! It’s like a crèche here! The worst part is having to share my veggies and attention! Slave is all soppy and gushing over them (vomit!). She still gives me lots of cuddles though otherwise I’d pack my hay bags and move out!

I’ve made a note and will be perfecting the stare!

Thanks
Twilight xx
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
good for you that your stare works so well! We will try to include a stare like yours into our routine.

Can you imagine: Our slave was galavanting around these last few days. And pig grandma was taking care of us during this time. She was doing a great job. But now our slave is back.
You would think that she would try to make up for not been around. But NO!
Breakfast was late today! Billie has had to give her loudest wheek and even that didn't help.

Wheeks from Tessy
 
Dear Tessy

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a misbehaving Slave. Maybe it's catching? I hope not! What is the world coming to if even wheeks don't summon Slaves? That is one thing I always suggested to summon them and is also in all the training and information manuals along with bar biting. I think the GPU will need to hold an emergency meeting to come up with some more ideas. As this is so serious, I'll have to let Miss Bramble know about it. Will GPFANS be sending a delegate?

Yours worried about hopeless Slaves

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward (Retired)
 
Betsy said:
Dear Tessy

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a misbehaving Slave. Maybe it's catching? I hope not! What is the world coming to if even wheeks don't summon Slaves? That is one thing I always suggested to summon them and is also in all the training and information manuals along with bar biting. I think the GPU will need to hold an emergency meeting to come up with some more ideas. As this is so serious, I'll have to let Miss Bramble know about it. Will GPFANS be sending a delegate?

Yours worried about hopeless Slaves

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward (Retired)
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Dear One and Only Thea,
of course GPFANS will send a delegate. Just send us a PM with the details of the meeting.
Wheeks Bonny
 
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