The Toofie Breakers Club

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We have the dignified, the diabolical, the stripey, the non stripey and a bunch of other clubs.

Harry wants a club for pigs that somehow broke a tooth. Lets share our traumas!

Harrys story: yesterday slave looked at me and my wild hair and asked me very seriously why on earth I look like Kentucky Bart. I answered her its becuse my mama and daddy is cousins. She said it explains alot but not why I only have 1,5 front teefie?
- you didn't feed me enough slave! Had to bite the bars very hard and very much.

Kongos story: Kongo the walruss just wanted to make a flying attack and nip Djingis in his bumm. Yoga-Djingis was like a guinea pig smaller and ran away. Kongo smashed a house and lost his upper front toofies. After like three weeks later when the toofies was almost done he tried again. Like a flying squirrel he crashed the same house. I can still hear that bang ring in my ears and see the black hole where his lower toofies had been. Like a month later all teefies was grown out. But he says slave was very mad at him and called him something ugly on A. But he was a happy neighbour!
 
We have the dignified, the diabolical, the stripey, the non stripey and a bunch of other clubs.

Harry wants a club for pigs that somehow broke a tooth. Lets share our traumas!

Harrys story: yesterday slave looked at me and my wild hair and asked me very seriously why on earth I look like Kentucky Bart. I answered her its becuse my mama and daddy is cousins. She said it explains alot but not why I only have 1,5 front teefie?
- you didn't feed me enough slave! Had to bite the bars very hard and very much.

Kongos story: Kongo the walruss just wanted to make a flying attack and nip Djingis in his bumm. Yoga-Djingis was like a guinea pig smaller and ran away. Kongo smashed a house and lost his upper front toofies. After like three weeks later when the toofies was almost done he tried again. Like a flying squirrel he crashed the same house. I can still hear that bang ring in my ears and see the black hole where his lower toofies had been. Like a month later all teefies was grown out. But he says slave was very mad at him and called him something ugly on A. But he was a happy neighbour!
All the slaves are saying, no Mr Piggy or Miss Piggy, I don't want you to be in that club 😉
 
Hi, Pino here,
I'm also a member of this club. :D
Mummy slave is muttering something about me having to be a member wherever possible. If there was a snotty nose club, I would happily join this as well.

Anyway, I broke both of my upper theeties twice, about a month apart. How I broke them is a big secret. Since MS would love to know, I'm not going to tell.

They grew back quickly both times, it took about a week. But during this week I enjoyed the veggy stripes my slave served especially for me. The girls didn't get any.
Made me feel quite special.

Maybe I should do it again for the extra service.
I love veggy stripes.
And as long as I keep the secret how I break my teethies, MS can't do anything about it.

Wheeks
Pino
 
Hi, Pino here,
I'm also a member of this club. :D
Mummy slave is muttering something about me having to be a member wherever possible. If there was a snotty nose club, I would happily join this as well.

Anyway, I broke both of my upper theeties twice, about a month apart. How I broke them is a big secret. Since MS would love to know, I'm not going to tell.

They grew back quickly both times, it took about a week. But during this week I enjoyed the veggy stripes my slave served especially for me. The girls didn't get any.
Made me feel quite special.

Maybe I should do it again for the extra service.
I love veggy stripes.
And as long as I keep the secret how I break my teethies, MS can't do anything about it.

Wheeks
Pino
Hello Pino,

you're very welcome to the club! Even though Kongo is a bit nervous you might be his son, I think you and me could be toofie-besties.

You're ofc VERY special! Its like art to wrack you're own mouth.

From Harry
 
The Toofie Blues 🎶

I had teeth, had teeth, yeah, great teeth 🎸
I could smile
Made the bars ring
It was good for a while
Yeah, good for a while
And then la la la la 🎶
Oh no, here we go again
Oh I know
Oh I know
The vet is waiting for me
Waiting for me with the CC
Just give me
My veggies in little bits
Yeah, oh oh oh
I had teeth, girl I could smile
Catch your eye 😉🤩
Yeah, I had teeth, momma, I had teeth 🎶🎸
 
The Toofie Blues 🎶

I had teeth, had teeth, yeah, great teeth 🎸
I could smile
Made the bars ring
It was good for a while
Yeah, good for a while
And then la la la la 🎶
Oh no, here we go again
Oh I know
Oh I know
The vet is waiting for me
Waiting for me with the CC
Just give me
My veggies in little bits
Yeah, oh oh oh
I had teeth, girl I could smile
Catch your eye 😉🤩
Yeah, I had teeth, momma, I had teeth 🎶🎸
Great song!
 
If the Ever Beautiful Betsy 🌈 was still around she would be a member of this club. I'm not really sure what happened but she went in for an emergency spay during Lockdown and when she came home on of her front teeth was only half a tooth! The vet didn't own up to anything so it will always be a mystery.
 
The Toofie Blues 🎶

I had teeth, had teeth, yeah, great teeth 🎸
I could smile
Made the bars ring
It was good for a while
Yeah, good for a while
And then la la la la 🎶
Oh no, here we go again
Oh I know
Oh I know
The vet is waiting for me
Waiting for me with the CC
Just give me
My veggies in little bits
Yeah, oh oh oh
I had teeth, girl I could smile
Catch your eye 😉🤩
Yeah, I had teeth, momma, I had teeth 🎶🎸
 

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Hello Pino,

you're very welcome to the club! Even though Kongo is a bit nervous you might be his son, I think you and me could be toofie-besties.

You're ofc VERY special! Its like art to wrack you're own mouth.

From Harry
Hello Harry,
I would love to be your toofie-bestie. We could hang out with our veggy stripes and swap stories about how to best break the toothies to get all the extra attention.
Wheeks Pino
 
The Toofie Blues 🎶

I had teeth, had teeth, yeah, great teeth 🎸
I could smile
Made the bars ring
It was good for a while
Yeah, good for a while
And then la la la la 🎶
Oh no, here we go again
Oh I know
Oh I know
The vet is waiting for me
Waiting for me with the CC
Just give me
My veggies in little bits
Yeah, oh oh oh
I had teeth, girl I could smile
Catch your eye 😉🤩
Yeah, I had teeth, momma, I had teeth 🎶🎸
My boys loves this song! Harry runs around wheeking the chorus and Kongo is dancing.
Hello Harry,
I would love to be your toofie-bestie. We could hang out with our veggy stripes and swap stories about how to best break the toothies to get all the extra attention.
Wheeks Pino
And if someone says we are rascals, we blame Kongo for everything...

From Harry
 
Hi, Pino here,
I'm also a member of this club. :D
Mummy slave is muttering something about me having to be a member wherever possible. If there was a snotty nose club, I would happily join this as well.

Anyway, I broke both of my upper theeties twice, about a month apart. How I broke them is a big secret. Since MS would love to know, I'm not going to tell.

They grew back quickly both times, it took about a week. But during this week I enjoyed the veggy stripes my slave served especially for me. The girls didn't get any.
Made me feel quite special.

Maybe I should do it again for the extra service.
I love veggy stripes.
And as long as I keep the secret how I break my teethies, MS can't do anything about it.

Wheeks
Pino
Dear child,

I truly dont know where I was that night you were made (out of love and consent ofc!). But... do you have a snotty nose? I'm like daddy Snotty. And mister nervous....

Love from Snotty nose Kongo
 
Dear Kongo,
not so sure about you being my dad because we don't live in the same country and you don't look at all what my dad looked like.

But yes, I've got a snotty nose. Not so much at the moment because I've just had a course of antibiotics ... again. But it will probably start again sometime.

Wheeks Pino
 
Dear Kongo,
not so sure about you being my dad because we don't live in the same country and you don't look at all what my dad looked like.

But yes, I've got a snotty nose. Not so much at the moment because I've just had a course of antibiotics ... again. But it will probably start again sometime.

Wheeks Pino
Thank you for calming my nerves, Pino. I almost took my emergency backpack and drank my Bacardi and ate some Lollipoos. I have a passport and some blurry nights from my youth, you know. Slave didn't pick me up in the best hood. I dont know if Kylie wants to be your stepmom.

But we could have a snotty nose club! I always have a snotty nose becuse of my narrow nostrils. I hope you're okay little man!

Love from Kongo - your club friend
 
Thank you for calming my nerves, Pino. I almost took my emergency backpack and drank my Bacardi and ate some Lollipoos. I have a passport and some blurry nights from my youth, you know. Slave didn't pick me up in the best hood. I dont know if Kylie wants to be your stepmom.

But we could have a snotty nose club! I always have a snotty nose becuse of my narrow nostrils. I hope you're okay little man!

Love from Kongo - your club friend
Dear Kongo, my club friend,
we wouldn't want you to raid your emergency backpack.
But to think of Kylie as my stepmother :yikes: :yikes::yikes:
That's a big NO.

Kylie sends her love by the way. She also doesn't see herself as a stepmother. So for once we agree on a subject.

Mummy slave doesn't want me to join another club. She says the diabolic piggy club and this club are enough. She doesn't have enough time to drop me off or pick me up at another club house.

Wheeks Pino
 
Pino suggested I join your club, even though I didn’t break my tooth. The tooth fairy(vet dentist) took it away as it was very ouchy. I still have to visit the vet dentist every few months.
Wheeky wheeks from Herman.

P.S
Harry- I also looooooove mushy food, soggy pellets or CC, I can smell it as soon as the human gets the packet open- she’s a bit stingy with the portion sizes though.
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Pino suggested I join your club, even though I didn’t break my tooth. The tooth fairy(vet dentist) took it away as it was very ouchy. I still have to visit the vet dentist every few months.
Wheeky wheeks from Herman.

P.S
Harry- I also looooooove mushy food, soggy pellets or CC, I can smell it as soon as the human gets the packet open- she’s a bit stingy with the portion sizes though.
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As the tooth fairy took your toofie away, did you get to take it home, put it under your pillow and get a treat in exchange for it ?
 
As the tooth fairy took your toofie away, did you get to take it home, put it under your pillow and get a treat in exchange for it ?
Thank you for asking, unfortunately the tooth just disappeared! Maybe I lost it when I moved house. Nobody told me I could swap my tooth for treats.
Wheeky wheeks
From Herman. 💩
 
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When you just have ingaled 28 syringes with critical care, washed yourself and are half in a food coma..

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When your slave gives you yummy soup and suddenly changes to water where she has had a joint-tablet for soaking. My face was hilarious, slave said. I ran into my tunnel and I wont come out!
From Harry
 
Oh dear a club that no one really wants to be in. But ho hey where there are guineas there will be toothless ones.

Pebble would like to join. Hopefully it will be a temporary membership until his tooth grows back. 🤞🏻

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Welcomr warrior Pebble! You look toofielicious
 
Hey Pebbles, welcome to the club.
I've got a permanent membership. At the moment I've got all ny toofies but MS is sure that I'll have an accident again sometime because I managed to break them twice since February.
Wheeks Pino

PS: I love cucumber and pepper stripes. MS refuses to cut them into stripes for some reason when all my toofies are in place. So I love to take a snack at the club house.
 
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