The trouble with Guinea Rail!

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We all know the problems and frustrations that come with the use of public transport in Britain - sadly, this is not just the case with humans, but also with guinea pigs as the following few scenes (taken during Fflur's introduction) will exemplify.

Scene 1: Platform announcements

"The train for Living Room now waiting on platform 1 is ready to leave on time."
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"We are very sorry for the inconvenience, but the train waiting on platform 1 won't be able to leave on time due to an engine breakdown."
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Scene 2: Train cancellations

"The 15.35 express to Living Room has been cancelled due to a broken down engine blocking the entry to the station. We are very sorry for any delays."
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Scene 3: Strikes

"Piggy Unison has announced a series of strikes in time for the holidays."
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"Urgent talks between Guinea Trains and Piggy Unison have been set up."
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"Piggy Unison has cancelled all impending strikes for the durations of the talks."
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"Sadly, the talks between Guinea Trains and Piggy Unison have broken down and Unison members a ballotting for a strike as we speak."
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Scene 4: Always the promise of a brighter future!

"New steamlined engines have been ordered by Guinea Trains and will be in service by next year."
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Really made me laugh !

Great captions and smashing pigtures :)

Teresa x
 
Wiebke, you are so good for me, you make me truly laugh out loud with your wonderful stories .... this is a real piggie-train episode.

Thank you :))
 
i've come back for another laugh its been a very long day & those pictures have me smile all over again xx
 
I just love that first photo where the piggies are all lined up in a queue. Your piggies just get cuter and cuter with each photo..
 
those are truly hilarious captions! They looked rightfully huffed to have to wait because of the engine being out of service! But hey, "Whatcha gonna do?! Go Around of course!"....LOL
 
Really lovely pigtures and great humour too - thanks for taking the trouble to make us all laugh.

GREAT :(|)
 
excellent pics and such a great turn of Phrase, as ever.

thanks, much appreciated on this rainy day! x>>
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh Wiebke thankyou sooooooooo much, yup what a wonderful start to my weekend drooldrool

Such sweeeeeeeeeeeeet pics of the gorgeous crew x)x)x)x)

p.s. Aussie train's are just as bad :(|)
 
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