I am a bit confused about the weather right now.
The big slave (the boring one) keeps bellowing dull things like 'Close the door - I'm not paying to heat the whole of Switzerland you know'.
She also keeps making ridiculous excuses about the lack of fresh grass too.
Last week there was fresh grass, and suddenly it's gone again - it's all very strange.
One minute she is complaining about the freezing weather to anyone who will listen, but she is still walking around the house in a t-shirt?
So because I am a clever piggy who likes to be prepared, today I made my very own nest, so I will be ready when this freezing weather thing arrives.
Love Eddi x

The big slave (the boring one) keeps bellowing dull things like 'Close the door - I'm not paying to heat the whole of Switzerland you know'.
She also keeps making ridiculous excuses about the lack of fresh grass too.
Last week there was fresh grass, and suddenly it's gone again - it's all very strange.

One minute she is complaining about the freezing weather to anyone who will listen, but she is still walking around the house in a t-shirt?
So because I am a clever piggy who likes to be prepared, today I made my very own nest, so I will be ready when this freezing weather thing arrives.
Love Eddi x
