The Zen Art Of The Double Head Stroke

[lauraboara]

Step 1 - Regulate your breathing - inhale for 4, hold for 2, exhale for 6 - you must be calm for this to work

Step 2 - Adopt the required hand position - helps if your thumb is slightly double jointed


Step 3 - Find 2 piggies who will co-operate with double head stroke technique

 

[Beans&Toast]

Love this

 

[sport_billy]

Utterly brilliant, has to be one of the best forum posts ever! Love it!

 

[lauraboara]

Utterly brilliant, has to be one of the best forum posts ever! Love it!

Thanks SB - weirdly I did think of you when posting - I just had a feeling you might also be a Zen master?

 

[Piggie_lover_20]

Awesome!

 

[sport_billy]

Thanks SB - weirdly I did think of you when posting - I just had a feeling you might also be a Zen master?

I am but a mere shadow of your zen masterness - My pigs wouldn't stand for that - Widget would bow in reverence and accept the head rub but Sasppy only likes chin rubs and Vimto would attempt to eat my finger....

 

[VickiA]

Utterly brilliant, has to be one of the best forum posts ever! Love it!

 

[pig in the city]

I think l recognise those mesmerized piggies? I can do this with bunnies but never managed it with piggies!

 

[lauraboara]

I think l recognise those mesmerized piggies? I can do this with bunnies but never managed it with piggies!

Yes B you may well recognise my willing victims - I mean gorgeous boys

 

[Wigwig]

love this!

 

[Chief Guinea Pig]

That's hilarious!

 

[7squeakers.]

Ah, Grass-chopper, when you feed us a wheek Friday.....

(Little and Large joke - Ah, Grasshopper, when you leave us a week Friday... for those of you under 30 years old.)