AudioHeart
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- Joined
- Jun 23, 2010
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Thimble believes he should be the new face of location, location, location (the property program on channel 4) why? Because he's an expert in house hunting!
And this is, his, own guide to house hunting:
1. Don’t knock or introduce yourself at the door when viewing a new potential house, just walk straight in.
2. Check every nook and cranny, make sure you’re getting you're pennies worth:
3. Period, and historical buildings (ie castles) may be a little spooky! Knock and check before entering, if their's a reply call Ghost Busters!
4. Check the edibility of the roof, a tasty roof means more investment for the future...that is if you don’t eat it before hand:
5. And finally, Location is high priority, think pretty views and knowledgeable neighbours (pref. ones who remember where you left your food store)
And this is, his, own guide to house hunting:
1. Don’t knock or introduce yourself at the door when viewing a new potential house, just walk straight in.
2. Check every nook and cranny, make sure you’re getting you're pennies worth:
3. Period, and historical buildings (ie castles) may be a little spooky! Knock and check before entering, if their's a reply call Ghost Busters!
4. Check the edibility of the roof, a tasty roof means more investment for the future...that is if you don’t eat it before hand:
5. And finally, Location is high priority, think pretty views and knowledgeable neighbours (pref. ones who remember where you left your food store)