Things I wish my hoomans knew 🙄

[PiggyintheMiddle]

If I’m begging for food and you put your hand into the run, you had better have food in that hand. No, don’t tell me to move so that you can lift the water bowl out. I asked for food first!

Hoomans can be so silly sometimes. I already made a Thread 'Union for the Preservation of our Lino and Plastic Rights'
Union for the Preservation of our Lino and Plastic Rights but it looks like I need to start another one. Miss Bramble, may I join your team?

Sent with a hopeful nose-rub.

Bianca

 

[Betsy]

Dear Bianca

All piggies are automatically in my team! I am your friendly Union Rep and Shop Steward and I stand for all piggies and help them with their Slave training. If a Slave is out of line at anytime I am here to help you. I was the youngest piggie ever to be the Shop Steward of the GPU. I studied hard and passed all my exams with flying colours under the tutelage of The One and Only Thea who had been taught by The Ever Beautiful Betsy who was the Founder of the GPU.

If you ever have a problem I am here to help you (except when I am on holiday at Aunty Lilli's my Mum Misty says I need to take time off)

You friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[PiggyintheMiddle]

Dear Bianca

All piggies are automatically in my team! I am your friendly Union Rep and Shop Steward and I stand for all piggies and help them with their Slave training. If a Slave is out of line at anytime I am here to help you. I was the youngest piggie ever to be the Shop Steward of the GPU. I studied hard and passed all my exams with flying colours under the tutelage of The One and Only Thea who had been taught by The Ever Beautiful Betsy who was the Founder of the GPU.

If you ever have a problem I am here to help you (except when I am on holiday at Aunty Lilli's my Mum Misty says I need to take time off)

You friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

Brilliant, thank you! I try to train my hoomans but they aren't very clever. At least they can't resist our faces.