Things we have learnt about guinea pigs!

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We will enure there is at least one poop in EVERY photo you ever take of us!

Every plastic bag that rustles must contain something for us and we will shout loudly until we get what we think we deserve.

How dare you eat salad without giving us some first, we can smell it you know and we will demand that so you feel so guilty you have to provide us with a share before you can relax and eat

So, you've opened my fridge, where's the goods then?

If you want us to popcorn like mad then all you have to do is put more hay in the cage lol

I can see you standing there you know....so where's my chin rub
 
I will tip my dried food box over and tip it all over the floor

I will ignore the wooden chews in my cage I prefer your furniture

I will follow you everywhere, even to the toilet

I will love you unconditionally mummy and always be there for you when you've had/having a crap day :smitten: :smitten:
 
It is acceptable if I sit and eat my poops and then decide to lick my mummys face.....
 
Tommies Mam said:
I will love you unconditionally mummy and always be there for you when you've had/having a crap day :smitten: :smitten:

Totally! They just SO are arent they :smitten:

xx Steph xx
 
WE know when you have been out walking the dogs and before you take off their collars and leads or rush to the loo we demand to know if you have picked any of that really juicy grass that grows under the hedges,and make sure you wash it well before offering it to us.Last time you didnt pick half enough and we had to SHARE! P.S.When are we going to get out into our garden so that we can scoff all the grass making it necessary for you to go dog walking and get more supplies.There are 21 of us you know!
Some of us are growing girls dont forget.
 
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