Tnoz The One and Only Thea is NOT amused.

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Tnoz said:
The person below me is eating the piggies veggies?
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Dear @Tnoz

It has come to my attention that you have been eating your piggies veggies. Are you not aware that this is against the rules of piggy keeping? I have looked it up in the GPU's guide on "Vegetables: What to expect and when and how to get the veg you want and need. Under Rule Number 1, Section 1a, Paragraph 4 it specifically says "Under no circumstances should Slaves eat Vegetables destined for you." Your piggies are no doubt completely outraged at this appalling behaviour by a Slave that should put their needs first.

I will instruct them to wheak even louder than before at every single opportunity, have the water bottle rattle chorus going at the dead of night when you are attempting to sleep, nip you quick then look all innocent, generally trash their cage and poop and wee on you at cuddletime. As this offence is so serious, I may have to contact GPFANS (@Viennese Furbabies) for their online course on "Nipping for Beginners" if your piggies are reluctant to bite the hand that feeds them.

Yours completely appalled and unamused at your behaviour

The One and Only Thea
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Betsy said:
Dear @Tnoz

It has come to my attention that you have been eating your piggies veggies. Are you not aware that this is against the rules of piggy keeping? I have looked it up in the GPU's guide on "Vegetables: What to expect and when and how to get the veg you want and need. Under Rule Number 1, Section 1a, Paragraph 4 it specifically says "Under no circumstances should Slaves eat Vegetables destined for you." Your piggies are no doubt completely outraged at this appalling behaviour by a Slave that should put their needs first.

I will instruct them to wheak even louder than before at every single opportunity, have the water bottle rattle chorus going at the dead of night when you are attempting to sleep, nip you quick then look all innocent, generally trash their cage and poop and wee on you at cuddletime. As this offence is so serious, I may have to contact GPFANS (@Viennese Furbabies) for their online course on "Nipping for Beginners" if your piggies are reluctant to bite the hand that feeds them.

Yours completely appalled and unamused at your behaviour

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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O dear, I’m in so much trouble, that’s me told ha, how could I be so cruel, will I ever be forgiven?
 
Well done The One And Only Thea. You are doing a wonderful job keeping an eye out for all the piggies on the forum. The Ever Beautiful Betsy was right in her decision to hand the role over to you.

Percy and Pepper have a whole drawer in my fridge. They are very lucky that we don’t like salads so it’s all theirs. As their thread is called Two Spoilt Piggies it’s very apt.

@Tnoz and @Lorcan you will be forgiven eventually but they will make you pay first. 🤣
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear One and Only Thea,
just give us a shout, if you need further action on our part!
Always ready to nip and spread the word about nipping!
Tessy xx
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Dear Tessy

Very happy to hear that you are around if I ever need your assistance.
If you ever need help from the GPU I'm happy to give advice.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Micah and Priscilla would like to thank The One and Only Thea for her advice on how to handle slaves who eat their veggies.
It came to their attention that a carrot found it’s way into the soup and it wasn’t for us.
We resent the fact that we hardly ever get carrot anyway and that we only got a tiny piece last week because Phoebe wasn’t well.
We think the remains of the carrot should have been given to us.
Micah is practising extra loud wheeking and Priscilla is sharp her teeth ready for nipping.
 
Betsy said:
Dear Tessy

Very happy to hear that you are around if I ever need your assistance.
If you ever need help from the GPU I'm happy to give advice.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Dear One and Only Thea,
thank you for your kind offer!
At the moment our slave is pretty much under controll, but you never know.
Tessy xx
 
Merab's Slave said:
Micah and Priscilla would like to thank The One and Only Thea for her advice on how to handle slaves who eat their veggies.
It came to their attention that a carrot found it’s way into the soup and it wasn’t for us.
We resent the fact that we hardly ever get carrot anyway and that we only got a tiny piece last week because Phoebe wasn’t well.
We think the remains of the carrot should have been given to us.
Micah is practising extra loud wheeking and Priscilla is sharp her teeth ready for nipping.
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Oh honestly, don’t worry about carrot. Let her think you like it then change your mind. I have made a big fuss about carrot for ages but now I’m refusing to eat it. Got to keep them on their strange pink little toes…

Jenny.
 
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