Cuddles With Cavies
Junior Guinea Pig
Got back from work this evening to my mother asking if I'd fed the pigs before I left this morning.
"Yes," I said, "they get their breakfast before I even get my coffee. Why?"
"Oh well," she said, "they were screaming. I thought you hadn't fed them. So I fed them again for you."
*me facepalm* "How much?"
"Not much," mother says, "just a few leaves of cos and a carrot and stick of cellary and oh also a tomato and some runner beans."
"Ugh thank you mother."
So now nobody is having dinner tonight because they duped my innocent mother into feeding them a second, massive breakfast!
"Yes," I said, "they get their breakfast before I even get my coffee. Why?"
"Oh well," she said, "they were screaming. I thought you hadn't fed them. So I fed them again for you."
*me facepalm* "How much?"
"Not much," mother says, "just a few leaves of cos and a carrot and stick of cellary and oh also a tomato and some runner beans."
"Ugh thank you mother."
So now nobody is having dinner tonight because they duped my innocent mother into feeding them a second, massive breakfast!
