Wanted: New Hooman

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Whee would like a new hooman, one that shows proper respect. Today whee were enjoying a lovely nap in our hut when we were rudely removed and stuck in a tiny cage with no noms! Mom destroyed the lovely collections of poop whee have spent so much time accumulating. Such behavior cannot be tolerated! She then proceeded to trim our toenails, a procedure so horrifying whee squealed and squirmed, nearly giving her a heart attack when whee jerked and almost caused her to chop off a toe or two. To cap it all, our boarly bits were held under a stream of water in the what is called "the sink"!

No amount of cuddles and veggie bribes can make up for this monostrosity. Whee need a new person.

Please send in your applications.

Tommy and Aden
 
Dear t n a,
So sorry to hear your human is not behaving properly! If you haven't already done so take a peek at our how to train your human guide. Lots of piggy input and tips! You are also welcome to post any of your own. Wheeks and chortles , hope you get her sorted out fast!
Love, s'mores n choco n gus
 
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeek Tommy and Aden whee are so very sorry to hear about the awful things that were done to you :red and OMG no nom's whilst being shoved into a dark box? DISGUSTING!

Our hooman does things like this to us too!
wheeeek yes look at smores, choco and gus' thread, they been real real smart and giving us all tips on training them hooomans!

wheeky loves from
Velvet and Onyx x
 
Oh dear hoomans can be thoughtless at times mallethead

Our hooman cleans our poops up too ..... just after whee have made fantastic piles to sit in ..... and she clips our nails ..... one of mine even bled once! And she clips Candys hair and baths her more and she hates that ! rolleyes

I dont know why hoomans do these things :{

Sherbet (and Rolo, Smartie, Candy, Cookie)
xx
 
Our hoomans were talking last night about sumthin called 'bath'....

Whee have made ourselves smell all lovely and boarly and stuff and but the hoomans don't seem to like it?!

Also they insult our boarliness by making us live on nasty floofy stuff.... Lilac! I mean where is the manly colours!

Whee also hate having nails trimmed and you should see what they rid to Rani's hair.....

Whee need to start a rescue/training schol for our hoomans!

Wheeks from Suilven, Angus, Hamish & Arran
 
We're glad we are girlies and not boys. It sounds awful what your slave does to you.
As for the piles of poo, our slave normally pops us in the green spaghetti so we nomnom and poop in there, you can't make impressive poop piles out there.
When we go back in our home, it's not our home anymore, all the poops have gone- so we must make the hutch more homely again.

Rosie: The slave makes me go in that sinky thing, she calls it a 'baff ', I think. She covers me in water and then smelly flowery stuff, I try and shake it off but it doesn't come off :(
And then she covers me in water...i shake it all off and the slave complains that she is soaked.
But its too late for me ... I smell all flowery.

She cuts our nails as well, she holds us so we can't get away, even if we wiggle lots. The cutters are really noisy and we get scared every time she does it- we've nearly lost a toe or two :/

You.need to tell the hooman off... wheek very loudly and they will have to give you veggies. It normally works for us.

Hope the slave learns to be nicer.
Rosie, Esme, Ruby, Tia
 
Frankly whee are shocked! Such crimes in your own home too. Whee would recomend complaining to the management. Or your union!

Our Mummy recently changed the snuggling blankets from the boarly blue whee love, to red. She even had the cheek to threaten pink next time. All these years and she still isn't properly trained.

Whee spend much of the time on our blog (www.hutchagoodlife.wordpress.com) complaining about hoomans and their many failings. I'm sure you don't need knew one but your current hoomans need whipping into shape.


Nibbles, Nutty, Bingo & Buddy
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Disgraceful behaviour Tommy and Aiden. You definitely need a new hooman.

However, we feel that they are all the same. Wheee were in our indoor run last night snoozing away when our hooman suddenly picked us up for cuddles disturbing us from our sleep. Wheee were then humiliated by being given a brush.

She then popped us back for nom noms but then proceeded to collect the poops wheee had lovingly left.

Wheee were pleased to go back to our hutch just to get away from her!

You have our sympathy

The four E's x
 
Mo: I was happy with my hooman until the other week. Decided I needed a friend apparently. Sent me off to a strange place and left me for 2 wheeks. Then another hooman kept putting me with others of my kind, unfortunately some were not very nice to me pow-pow, and some I just didn't like the way they looked at me! {:|

I was finally picked back up and returned to my lovely home which is all mine, mine and only mine.... silly hooman... I don't want to share my nom noms! Now she keeps calling me "His Lordship" like I am some kind of king of my castle?! Oh wait.. I am! Hehehe ;)

Keep persevering with your hoomans.. they do take a while to train
Bachelor and King
Mo x
 
Whee sympathise! Our hooman picked us up when we were sleeping this afternoon, but then put us in the tub of terror - the sink! We had water all over us and then - nightmare were wrapped in towels! Our boarly bits got washed too - so unmanly being held upside down - but we've learned not to wriggle as it takes longer. We got put back in our cage and now we look --- cute and fluffy! +yuck+ - all girly. And she had cleaned all our poops up and taken our cosies out too :-( .

Whee are currently sulking under a piece of fleece...

Whee will squeak a lot later - in the middle of her tv programme - whee hee

Parkin & Cyclops
 
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