Wanted: President of The Stripey Nose Club

Betsy

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It is with regret that Dennis will have to step down as Self Appointed Chair Pig of the Stripey Nose Club, The Coolest Club in Town as he is no better. His bad URI is not shifting. He is looking for Volunteers from his Members who are willing to be President of The Only Place To Be and Be Seen. The correct applicant/volunteer for the job as President has to have the same outlook as Dennis and the same strict rules that only those piggies with cool white nose stripes (that don't include the eyes) no matter how small can only be members. Those piggies that try and cheat to get in (you know who you are!) will be banned by Security Staff and not be allowed in. Interviews will be taking place soon. So will all members who want to be President please put in their application forms by Monday 30th November. These should include a photograph showing full nose stripe and the reason why they think they will good as The President of the Stripey Nose Club.

This advert has also been placed on The Stripey Nose Club thread. Dennis says you can answer on either thread. All applications will be carefully considered.
 
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