We had a little accident..

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Evening pea flakes tuned into pea flakes all over the floor tonight!
They were in a glass jar so they all went in the bin 😭😭
New ones are in order!61C64141-D1E6-463E-8ED4-051E03A82AD8.webp
 
Oh, my heart sank at the title. Big relief that it was just the pea flake jar that suffered the slave’s mishap and not a piggy. However, the loss of pea flakes must have sent out a panic in the piggy room. So glad to hear more are on order.
 
As Shop Steward of the GPU, The Ever Beautiful Betsy has written this letter to the GPU for you. She says that whilst she is not willing to share her pea flakes and apple cubes with you, she will forego the usual payment of poops and pawprints.

Dear GPU

I am writing to you on behalf of my Forum Friends Pepper and Pringle. Their clumsy Slave dropped the jar of pea flakes on the floor and had to waste the pea flakes by throwing them away! :yikes: Now, both them and I think this is a gross dereliction of duty, was something that could have been foreseen and that the pea flakes should have been put either in a plastic container or a bag rather than a glass jar. We hope that their Slave learns from this incident and next time that pea flakes are handed out, the box/bag/jar is held over the cage so that if it drops the pea flakes will land in the run therefore letting Pepper and Pringle have lots of them. I understand that more pea flakes are on order.

Yours in anticipation of pea flakes for supper

The Ever Beautiful Betsy
Shop Steward.
 
Dear @Betsy thank you for your concern regarding our pea flake situation! Slave is very sorry and will be purchasing a new (none glass) jar to store our yummy treats, she has assured us they are on express delivery and luckily some fell into our food bowls so we have some to keep us going after hoovering for today!

Wheeks& poops
Pepper & Pringle
 
rp1993 said:
I would like to let the GPU know that the new pea flakes have arrived! Along with huge bags of the boys favourite forage of nettle and peppermint!View attachment 190771
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Dear Pepper and Pringle

I am so happy to learn that your lack of pea flake provision caused by your clumsy slave has resulted in not only pea flakes arriving but guilt driven bags of your favourite forage too! You must be delighted to have a slave feeling so bad she had to buy you something extra to make up for her clumsiness. You must share your secret so we can all follow your excellent example.

Yours in forageness

The Ever Beautiful Betsy
Shop Steward of the GPU
 
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