We have a complaint

[Wingus-dingus]

Hello Forum members Wingus here, I've hijacked her computer as I have a complaint about my person

I've seen on here that you other piggies get your food cut into delicate delicious Crud-ites that are served on best china, and I'll bet you get sour cream dip! Well Stewie (the little pig-squeak) and me just get big lumps of stuff she said it was Tescos best Lincolinshire Green Pah! tough as old boots!

We wish to complain in the strongest possible terms and demand Crud-ites and dip (and some baby sweet corn wouldn't go a miss either)
As for her she's gone off muttering something measuring up for a hayloft hmmmmm! Yours Wingus & Stewie

 

[CiaraPatricia]

My pigs want to complain too! They never get their food cut up, at least it's torn up! And today I sprinkled some pellets on the ground, instead of putting them in a bowl, they weren't impressed

Though they did get kale today and loved that, so they forgave me.

 

[donna265]

Hi Wingus

we would just like to let you in on our little secret we lovvvvvvve carrot but refuse to eat huge chunks or whole ones but if our slave buys them posh 'julienne' strips we wolf them down
hahaha well we dont want folk thinking we are common ruffians

Jacob and Edward

 

[caviaporcellus]

Dear Wingus

You poor things. You and little Stewie look so handsome that I would have thought that your person would give you crudites served on best china. Hopefully the forum members will put pressure on your person to treat you better now that you have brought this outrageous situation to our attention.

I do hope that this situation resolves itself soon.

x

 

[ema3080]

hi Wingus well i would love to agree but my person is lovely an gives me everythin i wantdrool
i love her lots got to go now an eat my sweetcorn mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
love from fudge x x x x|)

 

[Little Piggles]

Dear Wingus,

I am very sorry to hear that service from your people is slipping. To be honest, I wish that my people would leave big parts for me. I would love a big leaf to munch on but 'She' says that we have to share, including all the best bits and that if she gave me a leaf to myself I would run and hide and not let Pixel have any. Pixel needs to learn to be quicker if you ask me!

I hope your people reads your pleas and you get the service you deserve. You have my support (although it'll cost you a cabbage leaf!)

Love Willow xx

 

[mojules]

Dear Wingus

We feel for you not getting crudites on best china - our mummy always cuts our food up into really delicate pieces daddy on the other hand makes bigger chunks then again he is over a foot taller than mummy - we hope that your person feels really pressured by the forum and gives you delicate pieces from now on

Love from Maurice & Julien (mweep mweep)

 

[CandyFloss]

Dear Wingus,

My name is Sherbet and I live with 4 other piggies. It looks to me like your slave needs some training. I got my person to install a bell in my quarters (she said its a parrot bell) and I ring when I want something. Perhaps you could send your person for training somewhere ? I dont get dips either now you mention it - I will have to look into that too.....

Sherbet

 

[KimberleysWheekers]

Oh Wingus, I didn't listen to a word you said! You are oh so gorgeous I wasn't able to concentrate! :rose

 

[Wingus-dingus]

I'll bet you say that to all the boars

 

[Shellza]

Dear Wingus,

I would just like to say that, although our slave cuts our food into little pieces (occasionally) I find it very irritable when she keeps hiding it in all this hay! I mean, who wants to have to hunt for their veggies! Although I have to say...I am quite partial to a big leaf being thrown in every now and again.
I hope you have luck training your slave. Come to think of it, that bell is quite a good idea...I may have to invest in one.

Yours,
Lexi.

 

[MommaPiggy]

Dear Wingus.

It seems that Stewie lost all concentration and started nomming down during your rant.

I think it's just terrible! It must be such a hard life for you...You have my sympathies~ rolleyes