AudioHeart
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So Tabitha, have you got something to tell the forum?
"Oh. Umm...my favourite treat is oats..."
No, I was thinking about the new addition to the family, whose currently chopping on the lawn....
"Ohhh HIM. Well he's stole my house, ate my patch of lawn, ate the wall of the house....ate my oats, munched on my veggitibbles.....sigh..not great....but how can a sow say no to a boar with this face?"
Well I guess I better tell you the tale of how we became huspig and wife. Today we started our life in separate beds.....his for edibility, mine for comfort....
But then I suggest we'd go on a date and spend a lady afternoon listening to the trains passing by...choo choo..choo...choo..
Then he was rather rude and suggested he'd style my hair, but i didn't mind really...
"Hi - hellooo- Sorry to interrupt this err- ""lovelyâ€- love story, but can we not have an adventure story mum? "
(No Harvey now shh Tabbys telling her story)
"Boars have no manners- anyways we gazed at one another across the lawn.....and thats when i knew.....he was my forever friend....."
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"Oh. Umm...my favourite treat is oats..."

No, I was thinking about the new addition to the family, whose currently chopping on the lawn....
"Ohhh HIM. Well he's stole my house, ate my patch of lawn, ate the wall of the house....ate my oats, munched on my veggitibbles.....sigh..not great....but how can a sow say no to a boar with this face?"

Well I guess I better tell you the tale of how we became huspig and wife. Today we started our life in separate beds.....his for edibility, mine for comfort....

But then I suggest we'd go on a date and spend a lady afternoon listening to the trains passing by...choo choo..choo...choo..

Then he was rather rude and suggested he'd style my hair, but i didn't mind really...

"Hi - hellooo- Sorry to interrupt this err- ""lovelyâ€- love story, but can we not have an adventure story mum? "
(No Harvey now shh Tabbys telling her story)

"Boars have no manners- anyways we gazed at one another across the lawn.....and thats when i knew.....he was my forever friend....."

con...