We've been banished!!

[herbertsmum]

We *** beens banished: To the upstairs spare room, can you believe it rolleyes
Cavy hooman seds we werz tooo loud with our wheeking. Not our faults my bowls is empty a lots.......and that hooman *** to brings uz carrots and veggggetables. We seds 2 leave a massive baggies for uz full of nom nom veggeettables but hoooman cavy slave said no


She onlys fillz our bowls twices a dayzz......what about elevensizes, and twosiezs and threesiez.....we only wheek to remind her and the woofers that wez *** beens forgotted


So we now got nobodiezzz to scream at until breakyz and dinnerz timez, we will have to wheek xtra xtra loudz !!!



Ps There there a new fella next doors, we popcorned but he did'nt want to play Hopefully he will Wheek xtra loud too for dinnerz time. He waz a bit cross today as he went in the box to the man in the funny smelly house today but his feet look nicer hopefully he will cheers up soon







Humphrey + Herbert



x wheek wheek (just little ones, not cross with you guys) x

 

[lauralucy]

aww you poor boys, i have room for you here if you dont mind having 8 piggy neighbours. the bowls are never empty here and you could veggies for breakfast dinner and supper

 

[Posiesparkles]

Aww, poor sad piggies
Misty says you can come and share her noms - she has just had lots of salad for her afternoon tea. She wants you to tell your hoomans that she gets 3 meals a day, so they are missing one
x

 

[sport_billy]

She onlys fillz our bowls twices a dayzz......what about elevensizes, and twosiezs and threesiez.....

Wheeeee feelz so sorrys for you forgotten ones, wheeee cant believes your slave forgotten abouts all those noms times.

If you's are been kept upstairz, during slave snoozle times (when lights go off) climb into their hooman cosy and nibbles their footies, that'll teach them. Wheee will try and send you a piggie megaphone to wheek loudly down.

Piggie kisses
Cookie + Treacle + Putt
x

 

[BellasMummy]

Wheee noes what you mean! we sqweek and wheek for snaks but our mummy just says it isn't teatime yet! Our advice is to sqweek and wheek as loud as you can
Phoebe and Paislee x

 

[Posiesparkles]

Misty here again. Just to tell you I has learnts a new trick - I doesn't wheek! I knows that sounds stwange buts my mummy then can't remember whethers I have had afternoon noms and feeds me again! She doesn't understands why I doesn't wheeks so that is a secwet! (I has had 4 nom times today, silly mummy!)
mallethead

 

[harold_the_pig]

Oh dear poor banished piggles, if your hooman filled your bowlz every time yoo waz wheeking then you would be very porky piggles, yoo see it is all for your own good, and its a big treat when yoo do gets your bowlies filled x

 

[Dindypig]

Aw, you poor Piggies, I would suggest that you change tactic and start wheeking really loudly during the night. As you're upstairs you might keep them awake, they might put you back downstairs then.

 

[Pat Shields]

Aww, poor sad piggies
Misty says you can come and share her noms - she has just had lots of salad for her afternoon tea. She wants you to tell your hoomans that she gets 3 meals a day, so they are missing one
x

Red and Sal get fed once a day, and mealtime runs from 10 a.m. to 10 a.m. the next day, and they say to invite you two sad piggies because there seems to be room for the whole herd. Maybe this is why they don't make any guinea pig noises, much less loud ones?!? There is no need to complain! (Sometimes Red does squeal in response when I open the squeaky back door.)

 

[herbertsmum]

Small update my piggie friends.

We *** learnt *** the hooman ramp with steps goes past our room, so when we herz the creaking we wheek wheek wheek wheek. The the hooman cavy slave feedz uz and fillz our bowls gives uz veggie nom noms and hay

Then when the day goes dark we munch on our water bottles really loud and sometimes we playz with dem so they fall on the floor, then cavy hoomans has to cum in and put it backs, so far we did its in 5 times in one dark time hehehehe.

OhOh the ginger neighbour has now officially pop corned at us 8


Humphrey and Herbert. x x

 

[harold_the_pig]

He he he naughty Piggers, that will teach the hooman that banishing you does not make you quiet, I am glad your ginger neighbor appears to be getting to like you xx

 

[MerryPip]

OOh new neighbours. Hopefully he will join you wheeking.

Whee have just learnt to wheek for our noms as taught to us by uncle Merry-moo. Him and Suilvy makes huge wheeks and always get lots of noms so we have started shouting too so we can have more. Unfortantley Mish doesn't seem to wheek loudly enuf and I try really hard but whee just aren't as loud.

Join forces with your neighbour pig and maybe you can make more noise.

The drippy bottle trick is good. Whee need to try that one. Uncle Suilvy rattles the bars lots but he just gets shouted at about his toothypegs. But Mish had toothypegs trouble and he didn't knaw things... I think our slaves are lying....

Love and wheeks, piggy solidaritylove Angus (& Merry, Suilven, Hamish of course!)

 

[Glynis]

wheeeeeeeeek banished? oh no whee sort of understand cause whee not allowed to live upstairs, mainly cause those other hoomans don't like the idea........BUT mummy would let us x)

Whee hopes you not starving, let us know whee could send you over some of our lush greeeen spaghetti