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Whee would like to register a complaint....

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Shuvvy

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....our hooman did cut us! There we were, quite happily scritching away with our nails all nice and pointy, then our hooman lady took us out of the cage and made them all short 8... Whee tried to get away but she said that it would hurt lots if they got too long :{ Whee didn't really believe her but it's easier to just let her do what she thinks is bestmallethead

Whee would now like to start a petition for all the other piggies out there that like to have nice pointy, scritchy nails. Whee must put a stop to all the hooman abuse! grrrr

Now whee're off to eat some veg that our hooman gave us for being good boys. Suppose there's an upside to everything :(|)

Love Peanut & Crumpet
 
Our hooman says she won't put up with us scratching frantically at her arm with our back feet when she goes to put us back in our cage, and has cut our lovely pointy nails :(

We say she should put up with her war wounds for the sake of our good looks. We are girlies after all!

Treacle and Toffee x>>
 
Our hoomin did the Cuttings of our Hair. sommink abouts it being mucky and getting mankies in it :0
Whee dont like much the nails chipping either
we signs the petition
 
Piggysweeks said:
Our hoomin did the Cuttings of our Hair. sommink abouts it being mucky and getting mankies in it :0
Whee dont like much the nails chipping either
we signs the petition
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I, Crumpet, did have a hair cut too. Mum said my bum skirt was too long. I tried pointing out that this is in fact impossible as I'm a boy and don't wear skirts but, again, she didn't listen. All my carefully groomed hair went in the bin and now I look stoopid :0
 
Shuvvy said:
I, Crumpet, did have a hair cut too. Mum said my bum skirt was too long. I tried pointing out that this is in fact impossible as I'm a boy and don't wear skirts but, again, she didn't listen. All my carefully groomed hair went in the bin and now I look stoopid :0
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Oh no Crumpet, we both has had ours Cut.. mummeh says if we didnt dominate eachother so often our bums wouldnt get so manky.grrrr
 
button- see your doing it all wrong you have wheeeeek like youve never wheeeeeeeked before i mean realy weeeeeek the house down before youve even seen the clippers (well i spotted them! silly hoomin didnt notice because she can never remeber where she put them wheeehehe)

peppa- well i just dont let her get hold of my feet and she think shes going to hurt me wheeehehe but now shes said we going to have go somewhere and get the done..... i wonder if they will paint them pink for me wheeehehe.....................or maybe bright red ive not decided :(|)
 
We had been trying to grows our glorwious nails also's. But the mum and the pa, they double teams so we couldn't compwain! 8... She said it was so that she could see our fabawoo nails better, because we have bwack and white nails - just like all the glama models. We tried to tuck in the legs but pa was very cunning and tucked his big MAN finger under our arm pit so we couldnt! :( :( :(

The humiwiation and outwage. We sign the petition also!

DT and Leeland!
 
Whee suffered the same abuse - the hooman lady cut all our nails this week. And Floyd had a mat of hair cut straight off his bum bum - now his hair is all wonky and it looks very silly, he's so upset he is hiding in his hidey!

We sign the petition too - wheeeeeek!

Manny, Izzy, Floyd, Eve and Barley xx
 
Wheeee see that this abuse is commonplace among slaves....

Whee had cuttings the other wheeek but wheee saw worse today, the hoomans where holding Meggy Moo up in the air and the smaller slave was sponging Megans bum... Wheee know how hard Miss Moo works to get her bottom so messy and feel sorry that all her hard work was undone....

Whee wnat to signs petition too

Cookie + Treacle + Megan
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Whee would like to thank you all for your support in this matter. Whee plan to put the petition forward to the piggy government & get all the hoomans banged to rights! -c
 
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

whee love to store poops in our nails :red *** cause Onyx is a poop machine.......no me not it's you Velvet!
Anyways me had my nails trimmed last night and slave said whee will have to have butt baths again too NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please put our pignature on the petition

Velvet and Onyx xxxxxxx
 
Whees agree! Mummy took lovely picture of mes relaxing but seconds after flashy thing gets taken mummy gasped in surprise when seeing my beautiful sharp long nails!
She instantly cut them and I not speak to her until veggibles been served.

Before mummy noticed.
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Julesie said:
She instantly cut them and I not speak to her until veggibles been served.
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Whee think that this is the way forward. If the hoomans think its ok to take away our nails and hair and give us bum washes then whee should make no contact with them until they make peace with a massive helping of veggies. Whee have to be strong in our demands!

P&C
 
Julesie said:
Whees agree! Mummy took lovely picture of mes relaxing but seconds after flashy thing gets taken mummy gasped in surprise when seeing my beautiful sharp long nails!
She instantly cut them and I not speak to her until veggibles been served.

Before mummy noticed.
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Look at your long chooken leg drool
 
Wheee agrees with the petition but wishes our hooman hadn't seen it 'cos you just reminded her that she didn't chop our lovely long nails yesterday and she'll be after them today! mallethead

Moonpig, Rocket and Mouse.
 
AndreaJane said:
Wheee agrees with the petition but wishes our hooman hadn't seen it 'cos you just reminded her that she didn't chop our lovely long nails yesterday and she'll be after them today! mallethead

Moonpig, Rocket and Mouse.
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OMGZ NOOOOOOO :0
Whee are so sorry for reminding your hooman and whee hope you puts up a massive fuss pow-pow
 
Shuvvy said:
OMGZ NOOOOOOO :0
Whee are so sorry for reminding your hooman and whee hope you puts up a massive fuss pow-pow
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Wheee thinks we managed to put up a decent fussgrrrr and make our hooman feel reeeellly guilty for subjecting us to such a trial! :red
 
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