Wheeky outrage that the clocks changed!

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I'm trying to work from home but there is an outraged wheeky chorus in my office telling me that dinner should be served!
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Also hooman you might pick up the poops and replace the furniture we've eaten and moved about... what's that? Peaflakes? Ok you can have an extra hour but no longer or we are calling the union!
 
Its lovely to see my new girls being so insistent, Lavender (also know as Lelly Hog Hefalump) was very shy... until my daughter spent over an hour with her on Friday bribing her out with treats, now she will dance about on her hind legs and accept an ear tickle in exchange for a pea flake or a piece of veg, quite an achievement for a 1350g super-plus-size hefty girl :)
 
PigglePuggle said:
I'm trying to work from home but there is an outraged wheeky chorus in my office telling me that dinner should be served!
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Also hooman you might pick up the poops and replace the furniture we've eaten and moved about... what's that? Peaflakes? Ok you can have an extra hour but no longer or we are calling the union!
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Your piggies really do have you wrapped around their little paws! Mine have to put up with my erratic schedule, especially now they aren't in the house - yesterday and today they had to wait until midday for breakfast as I had to go out at 8:30. (Don't worry they had plenty of hay put in at 11pm so they weren't starving, loud wheeks when I opened the door notwithstanding!)
 
I was getting the “polite” chatter about tea being delivered from 3.30 pm today and by 4.15pm it had ramped up a level to full blown protest led by little Hazel with Evie giving her best bar biting performance. They really don’t get this hour change at all.
 
Sundays muddle our boys anyway, as we hooomans usually have main meal lunch, which totally confuses them. So yesterday was no problem, today I missed being wheeked at loudly as pellet time, is not long after I get home from work. Veggies are after we have washed up.
 
Betty and Winnie here and we were NOT happy about the clock change AT ALL! It was so bad we had to skip the usual stage 1 pre dinner warm up ritual (the ‘dying swan’ act where we climb up the bars and whine like we haven’t eaten in a million years). It was SO BAD we had go straight to stage 2, (the bit where we scream the house down and show EVERY car in the street that we’re louder than ANY of their car alarms). One of us (Winnie) jumps on the archway at this point to show we mean BUSINESS. If it’s really serious the other one of us (Betty) bangs the bars. The stupid humans eventually give in as they always do and we reward them for their little efforts with a contented purr. They love all our different noises. We then run off wanging our leaves in the air like maniacs trying not to crash into eachother as we both accidentally take our treasure into the same safe space, even though there are about 5 different places to choose from. The end. When are the clocks going FORWARD is what we want to know.

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PigglePuggle said:
Its lovely to see my new girls being so insistent, Lavender (also know as Lelly Hog Hefalump) was very shy... until my daughter spent over an hour with her on Friday bribing her out with treats, now she will dance about on her hind legs and accept an ear tickle in exchange for a pea flake or a piece of veg, quite an achievement for a 1350g super-plus-size hefty girl :)
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🤣 Lavender does a brilliant T-rex impression. She may be a more portly lady but she has excellent core muscles when it comes to begging.
 
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