PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Gladys says, I am in trouble with Auntie Hilda today because I can smell a sexy boar! Auntie Hilda says, We All Know What Trouble That Causes, then she says, Haven't You Had Enough Of Boars Madam, then she says, We Are Well Rid Of That Romeo Fella.
I say, this one is neutered with a mansion, I can hear his sexy rumbles, bring it on! Then I say, Frida pretend to be my little sister not my embarassingly ginger teen pregnancy daughter, so I can attract the nice man with the big house!
Frida says, Mum You Are Embarassing, then Auntie Hilda says, Gladys You Brazen Hussy I Am Nipping You On the Bum, Go Sleep Over There With Your Over Active Hormones.
I am so totally over Romeo!
Theo boar, Theo boar, wherefore art thou Theo boar...?
I say, this one is neutered with a mansion, I can hear his sexy rumbles, bring it on! Then I say, Frida pretend to be my little sister not my embarassingly ginger teen pregnancy daughter, so I can attract the nice man with the big house!
Frida says, Mum You Are Embarassing, then Auntie Hilda says, Gladys You Brazen Hussy I Am Nipping You On the Bum, Go Sleep Over There With Your Over Active Hormones.
I am so totally over Romeo!
Theo boar, Theo boar, wherefore art thou Theo boar...?
