Where is the sexy lady please, by Theo boar

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Theo says, I am confused today. I get confused quite a lot because I am a boar, and Mummy says boars have very little brains. But today I can smell a sexy lady. There is a lady pig in season. So quite reasonably I asked my lady friends if it was them. I rumbled at Hatty and got bitten. I tried to mount Lavender and got wee sprayed in my eyes. I flirted with my old pal Blodwen and got laughed at then she stole my lettuce. I have looked in the hay cube, in the basket house, in all the tunnels, there are no more ladies there.
I can smell a sexy lady which is very confusing because my favourite ladies all went over the rainbow bridge and my current lady friends are not very sexy, though being an obliging little boar I would be willing to have a go if they wanted me to. They really dont want me to though, hence the nipped ear and wee face and stolen lettuce. I am confused!
 
I did just try help Theo out by putting him at the cage bars near Gladys on his way home after cage cleans... he went all shy and didnt react at all, neither did she, then they both panicked- then he gets back home 4 feet away and they are looking for each other again!
I popped a bit of the Noo Frends hay in the corner of the main herd hay room as a Big Clue for Theo. He hasnt found it, is going round in circles rumbling at nothing and popcorning randomly, while his original ladies had a bit of a sniff, got the idea, carried on eating hay as usual!
 
PigglePuggle said:
I popped a bit of the Noo Frends hay in the corner of the main herd hay room as a Big Clue for Theo. He hasnt found it, is going round in circles rumbling at nothing and popcorning randomly, while his original ladies had a bit of a sniff, got the idea, carried on eating hay as usual!
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Oh, Theo...
 
I'm not sure Theo gets the "Noo Ladies" concept, he's an old man, he's had 8 lady friends but only 2 were really special and they've gone now... bless his little badger faced boar brain, extra ladies he doesn't live with yet is conceptually very challenging and possibly also more than he can count to!
I hope come bonding day he will be thrilled, but he may just be scared and take a while to figure things out- he's always hopeful, but easily discouraged, ideal traits in a husband lol!
 
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