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Who is this piggy? And where did she come from?

Has the salon been open for business by any chance?


Only cos @Gem789 was here to help with the piggy wrangling! I was sworn at by Misty and Bramble and nipped by Misty. Misty executed a very impressive 180 degree jump on the ironing board salon a couple of times too. I hope they forgive me! I'm not very popular at the moment! They will both be more comfortable. Especially Bramble as she hates being groomed every day.
 
I think you were both very brave to attempt it, I just hope there won't be any retaliation from the GPU 😱
:oops:I hadn't thought of that! :yikes: :yikes: .

As Miss Bramble no longer will have to endure painful (although I did try to minimise it) daily grooming because her beautiful wavy fur got tangled so easily, I'm sure she'll forgive me! .... um ... well I hope she'll forgive me..... um.... Will she forgive me? .... I'm trembling at the thought of a dreaded letter from her! Maybe I'll have to wait a couple of days after her daily grooming with her new "do" to see what she thinks.
 
Just how much wine did you and @Gem789 get through?
Don't worry.This was done in the morning,if we'd have attempted guinea pig hair cuts yesterday miss bramble and misty wouldn't have had any legs left lol.


It was definitely done this morning. We weren't up to much last night. The vodka was flowing........
 
I think you were both very brave to attempt it, I just hope there won't be any retaliation from the GPU 😱
Dear Slave

Sunday morning veggie dindins of lettuce and green beans arrived in the morning instead of in the afternoon I thought I had got the timing wrong and had slept all day but no, I was correct it, was the morning. Imagine my horror when I discovered it was a bribe and you were going to cut off my beautiful flowing locks!

You told me I would feel much better afterwards and that grooming every morning (which I am not a fan of) wouldn't hurt so much. Well, I wasn't sure about this. With the help of Aunty Gemma off came the fur around my bum which, by the way, I was very fond of. Now I don't like the look of my new "do" as it shows my fetching brown bum fur which I liked to keep hidden. So I swore at you for making it visible to everyone.

Then Monday morning came and the dreaded grooming session. I was already on edge as when the comb gets anywhere near my fur it immediately encounters a tangle and although you try your best not to let it hurt me it does and I complain. On Monday morning there were no tangles! I couldn't believe it. Grooming didn't hurt! I still made sure I got my piece of Coriander after it though. Grooming didn't hurt again this morning either.

I'm not going to thank you for cutting of my fur but I'm pleased that grooming no longer is the dreaded activity that it once was.

Your piggy
Bramble
 
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