WICKED PIGS ON TRIAL

[Betsy]

Both of The Beastie Boys are happy to be jurors however, Sir George considers Master Boris would be unreliable......
Also....
Is it ethical for Miss Brambles relatives to be on the jury?....

OK so Misty Morning will step down and she is Miss Bramble's Mum.
The One and Only Thea would like to point out that she is no blood relative of Miss Bramble so thinks that she should still be on the jury as with her great age comes knowledge and experience.

 

[Cheekypigs]

I've lost count of how many jurors we've got now.

I'm not sure if Fuzzable intends to testify in his own defence or if he's going to leave that to his defence counsel.

 

[Gem789]

Jimin would have been happy to be a juror but he's too busy biting the correx so he said maybe next time.

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

If you need another pig for jury service, Kylie is happy to be a juror. As chief nipper of GPFANS, she is always to help out.

 

[Cheekypigs]

Jimin would have been happy to be a juror but he's too busy biting the correx so he said maybe next time.

Jimin is granted an excusal on the basis of prior work commitments.

 

[Betsy]

I've lost count of how many jurors we've got now.

I'm not sure if Fuzzable intends to testify in his own defence or if he's going to leave that to his defence counsel.

Miss Bramble will have a quiet word with her Client and let him know that the jury will look more favourably on his case if he does testify as it proves he has nothing to hide. She hopes that he will follow her advice as it will mean he will be more likely to be found innocent of his alleged crime.

 

[Cheekypigs]

I cannot tell a lie, it was I who bit through the tunnel strap.

I did it because I am the king and the boss and the most beautiful and handsome. I have all rights to bite and chew anything that comes into my domain. I don't recognise this court's authority because I am the Daddy. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *wiggles bottom majestically*

 

[Betsy]

Now Fuzzable, whilst your honesty is to be applauded, I am trying to help to prove you innocent of everything that has been alleged that you have done. As your Union Rep I have posted you in a positive light all the way through your trial now you have just undone the Jury's belief that you have been wronged by your Slave and your brother. You are now at the mercy of the Jury I have done all I can and only hope that they see you are stressed out by the whole Trial and have been put such under duress that you've had to plead guilty of all offences.

 

[Cheekypigs]

Anyone can see how stressed I am, it has turned my life upside down.

 

[Roselina]

Its there for all to see ……….

 

[guineapogmum]

do we have enough jurors?
if not Honey-soy said he's willing to do it

 

[Truffolo]

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I cannot tell a lie, it was I who bit through the tunnel strap.

I did it because I am the king and the boss and the most beautiful and handsome. I have all rights to bite and chew anything that comes into my domain. I don't recognise this court's authority because I am the Daddy. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *wiggles bottom majestically*

An unrepentant rebel

 

[weepweeps]

Juror Number 1 finds the defendant not guilty.

 

[Cheekypigs]

Have the other jurors reached a verdict?

 

[RosieLily]

Estonia stands with Mr. Fuzz.

 

[Betsy]

The One and Only Thea as the old incumbent of the role of Shop Steward and Union Rep and with her wealth of knowledge and experience gained by her advanced years (she is nearly 8) finds the defendant NOT GUILTY.

 

[fluffysal]

Dignified Sir George, Mischievous Master Boris AND their pet hooman......
"Not Guilty"
Hooman looked at the defendants face and declared "no way can that little guy be guilty of anything"

 

[weepweeps]

And remember the double jeopardy law.

Mr Fuzzable Frederick Robert [surname redacted] will not be able to be tried EVER again for this crime.

 

[Cheekypigs]

If he does it again, it's technically a different crime

 

[Cheekypigs]

We only have five verdicts so far, what is the correct number for a guinea pig jury?

 

[Betsy]

@Cheekypigs

Two things.

1. We have 5 piggies, 1 Slave and the whole of Estonia finding him Not Guilty. The verdict is therefore that my Client is Not Guilty.

2.

If he does it again, it's technically a different crime.

What do you mean "if he does it again"? He has just been proved NOT GUILTY.

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Stewared

 

[Truffolo]

Celebrations

 

[Roselina]

Geoff says NOT GUILTY
Geoff hopes Fuzzable Fredrick can put all this behind him and get back to living his life his way

 

[Posyrose]

Bertie and Ziggy's carefully considered verdict is that Mr Fuzzable Frederick Robert is NOT guilty

 

[Betsy]

@Cheekypigs it is a unanimous verdict

MR FUZZABLE FREDERICK ROBERT IS NOT GUILTY!

 

[weepweeps]

He was tried by a jury of his peers who were obviously impartial and listened to all the evidence before common sense prevailed.

 

[weepweeps]

This should never have reached court. The PPS (Pig Prosecution Service) should hang their heads in shame.

 

[Cheekypigs]

I would like to thank the ladies and gentlepigs of the jury for making sure that justice prevails, and reminding my servants of their place. My particular thanks goes to the people of Estonia for their solidarity. Free pigs shall chew with impunity, now and forever!

 

[weepweeps]

You’ve set a precedent Mr Fuzzable Frederick Robert [surname redacted]. Well done you. No other pig shall be tried for chewing something a slave thinks they shouldn’t.

 

[Merab]

Moses and Miriam are hiding from the fireworks going bang but we have a muffled ‘ not guilty’ from them.