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I know some men with the same description as that! At least its not nasty!
 
The first bit is somehow actually accurate, dont you think? Feels like it to me sometimes... ::)

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other.
The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat.
Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean.
If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius,
then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks.
Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags,
all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
 
NO this man hasn't read the tittle properly, he is suppose to be talking about guineas not the human male ;D

What a prat he obviously never had a pet guinea
 
It is actually suposed to be like that though, as if you search rabbits and things you also get a load of rubbish.

It is a parody of the wikipedia site, which gives you proper information, this is unclycopeida which is a parody so supposed to be for fun.
 
piggybaker said:
NO this man hasn't read the tittle properly, he is suppose to be talking about guineas not the human male ;D

What a prat he obviously never had a pet guinea

LMAO wiith you on that!
 
hahaha thats funny! but I agree with you on the men thing - definatly sounds like my Steve to me in a lot of that! :D :D
 
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