Would you like to lay on a bed of ?

If I've got to sleep on this as well as eat it, like piggies with hay, I reckon a thick slice of freshly baked bread would be pretty good. It would have a nice bit of give, like a memory foam mattress topper 😁 Some of your suggestions don't sound that comfortable to lie on/in, although I'm sure very tasty for the scoffing part!
 
Uh, speaking of mashed potatoes, I'm going to amend my bed slightly. Keep the roast chicken (dark meat, ofc), skin and the stuffing, but also champ in there too. Maybe colcannon. But definitely champ.

...I have no idea why it's called champ, but it is.
 
Uh, speaking of mashed potatoes, I'm going to amend my bed slightly. Keep the roast chicken (dark meat, ofc), skin and the stuffing, but also champ in there too. Maybe colcannon. But definitely champ.

...I have no idea why it's called champ, but it is.
What’s champ?
 
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