You Just Can't Get The Staff These Days!

[helloitsbecca]

Sigh.

Our human is an idiot. She didn't order the expensive Oxbow hay in time for our bag running out so now we are forced to eat cheap stuff. Hmph. Who does she think she is?! Does she not know that she works for us?! Does she really think that having to wait until pay day is an excuse?! Hmph.

She even tried to appease us with chin rubs. Did she honestly think that some measly chin rubs would make up for this?

If we could use a phone, we would have called the RSPCA by now. We will have to settle for giving her the stink eye for now.

Stupid human. You just can't get the staff!

From,
William and Angus aka posh boy piggies neglected by our human.

 

[sport_billy]

Wheeeeee agreee. Wheeeeeee had to haves the the dregs of old bag this morning as hooooman forgot to pick bag up from mother hooomans. Wheeeeee have demanded coriander daily as penance.

Vimto, Sarsaparilla & Widget

 

[BossHogg]

My pigs know what side their breads buttered - I can reach the handle on the fridge - they can't!

 

[Flutterby]

Naughty Hoomans!