You know your a piggy parent when...

I go to washroom for my business and btw my mom is a cleaning freak so my furry pajamas has poops and hay all over it and it just falls on the bathroom floor and near the toilet and gets stuck to the tiles and my mom beats me with a slipper
 
When you can create your schedule round when the guinea pigs get fed.

When you're apologising every second you're on the phone because the guinea pigs want in on the conversation.

When you're explaining the birds and the bees to a child maybe a little earlier than you'd planned.

When everyone else is wondering if the guinea pigs are okay and you're just sitting there like "seriously guys now is NOT the time go back to sleep for another half hour".

When you've eaten more veg than you'd ever thought existed because they need a bit of variety in their diet.

When you spend £20 minimum a day for nearly 4 weeks to make sure your pigs have heat, light, food, and to check on their wellbeing because needs must. Yegads that was an expensive month.

When someone asks you what makes you happy and your first thought is "guinea pigs chatting away to everyone and everything"
 
When the lady at the check out says ‘wow! you have a very healthy diet!’ I didnt want to burst her bubble and just smiled :nod:

I travelled all the way to India on business recently. Got there, opened my lap top in a room with about 20 people...and there in front of me were pieces of hay on the keyboard! Thank goodness no poops. I swear the Guineas put the hay there!
 
When your kitchen cupboards have an area where you store all the medicine, syringes and critical care packs. Also, we have dressers/cabinets full of fleece bedding, pee pads and cosy beds.

When you store Amazon boxes (or any boxes) coz it'll be for piggies' future use.

When the top of your garden is a guinea pig grave (area will be extended in the future) with big rocks on top of each grave (we have 12 gravestones there now). 😔
 
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