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you're in a supermarket, at the check-out about to pay for your shopping. You're rummaging through your handbag looking for your purse, and in your search a load of hay falls out of your bag onto the counter.

Cue a very confused look from the cashier, and one very embarrassed piggy slave as I desperately try to sweep the bits of hay back into my handbag without drawing too much attention to myself...

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That's brilliant, would have been even worse if it was piggy poo. I regularly find hay in my bag at work.
 
:)) that did make me laugh. I would have loved to have seen the look on their face.

I turned out my pockets at an open day the other month to find my memory stick only for 3 pig poos to drop out... Right in front of my big boss, I'd obviously picked them up from somewhere meaning to bin them and put them in my pocket... Totally gross, but funny.
 
sport_billy said:
:)) that did make me laugh. I would have loved to have seen the look on their face.

I turned out my pockets at an open day the other month to find my memory stick only for 3 pig poos to drop out... Right in front of my big boss, I'd obviously picked them up from somewhere meaning to bin them and put them in my pocket... Totally gross, but funny.
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Hahaha! I wouldn't have wanted to explain myself out of that one! :))
 
Jerrybelly said:
you're in a supermarket, at the check-out about to pay for your shopping. You're rummaging through your handbag looking for your purse, and in your search a load of hay falls out of your bag onto the counter.

Cue a very confused look from the cashier, and one very embarrassed piggy slave as I desperately try to sweep the bits of hay back into my handbag without drawing too much attention to myself...

:red
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We went to the supermarket last night, and a dried up guinea pig poop fell out of my purse when I opened it to pay! Ooopsie! Them blighters get everywhere!
 
I always have hay in my pockets, and more embarrassingly, i wore a hoody out the other day and went to get my purse out of the pocked and also go a handful.l of piggy poop ... from where i had shoved it into my pockets when Finn pooed on the sofa as i was too lazy to go to the bin ... :red
 
I came home once from a visit to Cavy Corner where I'd been happily cuddling piggies, like you do. When I undressed that night, I found a solitary piggy-poo in my bra!
 
I sit on my floor alot and always have to check my drinks before taking a sip just in case a flying torpedo hasn't landed in it!
 
When your considering changing your sporty little car so you can get more hay and bedding in it! Walking around car showrooms saying "can I get a 20kgs bail in there".....result....one confused car salesman:))
 
This made me laugh:)

It was a consideration for me too when we looked at changing our car recently :) only it was about how many sacks of megazorb & bales of hay I could fit in it :(|)
 
Guinea pig poo appears all over my bedroom floor, not quite sure how, because they are only ever in the run if they are in my room, which has a base. Anyway, i usually have very confused guests if they walk in and find a guinea pig poo on their pillow :))
 
I went to hand in some coursework at work last year and there was a piggy poo stuck to it! I peeled it off and put it in my bag quick, it's probably still in there somewhere. :))
 
When you are walking to work and come across a few lovely looking dandelion's and you start talking to them, telling them to stay there until later, when i'll take you all home for my piggies, they'll love you!

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Toffeewoffee said:
When you are walking to work and come across a few lovely looking dandelion's and you start talking to them, telling them to stay there until later, when i'll take you all home for my piggies, they'll love you!

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That's just madness :))

I had a really itchy label in my pants one day....later discovered I actually had hay in my pants rolleyes
 
I found myself today braking up my Eddies carrot with my teeth. So they are in smaller bits cos hes got teeth problems at the moment.
 
He did eat a few pieces after. Where he wouldnt eat any without me making them smaller. :) Special piggys need special measures.
 
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