Ziggy says

[Katiedid]

I woulda likes to reports da hooman for unreasonables behaviours. She has been doins poople watches. Yesterday’s she locked me upstairs by myself and keeps checking for da pooples, she thens fills me with emeprid and massages me keeps inspecting the pooples. Well a girls pooples are private and I habs told her that, she told me to get over myself and it was for my owns good. I need to puts my paw down on this one! She even picks it up as I doos it to look at it.

 

[Flutterby]

Shocking behaviour from your hoomins! I agree, a girls poops are private! I think you should gobble them all up before your hoomin snatches them!