Teenage Guinea Pig
- Jan 23, 2010
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- Halifax, West Yorkshire
I am typing this with tears in my eyes and sadness in my heart. You see, although I have been called many nasty names before (Pooey Jim, Stinky Jobby, Hairy Wig), none have been quite as vulgar and humiliating as this latest insult.
There I was, relaxing in my wooden hut, when suddenly my Slave's mother comes into the room. My brother, of course, ran right out to greet her, but I was more cautious. And with good reason! For when I failed to appear, she said:
"Where are you, Ginger-minge?"
I kid you not!
My Slave reassures me that her mother was ignorant of the fact that that particular word is slang for female genatalia, and didn't mean to upset me - but I have to say, I'm not convinced.