A Retirement and an Exciting New Opportunity

Betsy

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Dear Piggies in Forumland

At the Committee Meeting of the GPU last night, I handed in my retirement letter. I have loved being your Shop Steward for the last 2 and half years but the long hours in the job are taking it's toll. I have been offered to take over as Chairpig of the Stripey Nose Club as Saxon is still very embarrassed about his faux pas at saying he was the President.

I have also been training Saxon to take over from me as Shop Steward and he's young and enthusiastic, has learnt fast and passed all his exams. The Members of the Committee decided that his name of Anglo Saxon was far too friendly and not formidable enough to be a Shop Steward, so they sent Saxon to see the King and Queen Guinea Pig with a letter where he was knighted and became Sir Saxon Canute. He will now, henceforth, be referred to as Sir Saxon or Sir Saxon Canute when on Official Business. He will resign from the Stripey Nose Club as soon as possible, as he can't do both jobs.

Wheeks

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward (Retired)
 
Dear Stripe

Thank you so much for giving me my first ever chance to represent you in my new role of GPU Rep. Miss Bramble, Shop Steward (Retired) has trained me well so you can rely on continuing support in the manner in which you have become accustomed.

Slave not letting you pull down your pillowcase? Teeth chattering not working?

You need to
  1. rattle your bottle at night while she's trying to sleep (aka singing the song of our people)
  2. play a good game of catch me if you can
  3. when she has you out pop a well aimed poop down her front trying to get it in her bra
  4. refuse to stay still when its cuddle time
Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
 
Happy retirement Miss Bramble, thank you for your hard work.


Looking forward to having you representing us Sir Saxon.

Wheeky squeaks from Wally & Herman. 💩
 
Enjoy your retirement Miss Bramble, you have served us well :nod:
Hello Sir Saxon. You have been trained very well by your predecessor and we look forward to your help in the future !
Wheeks
from Mabel, Bridget, Daphne Russell and Coco
 
Thank you for all of your hard work Miss Bramble. I’m sorry you are retiring.

Congratulations Sir Saxon Canute on your promotion. Please can you pardon me from the naughty list FOREVER as I’ve learnt my lesson and I won’t post rude pictures of boars (only on the boars galore thread) and I’ve stopped calling Patrick F A T. He’s just well covered. 😊
 
Thank you for all of your hard work Miss Bramble. I’m sorry you are retiring.

Congratulations Sir Saxon Canute on your promotion. Please can you pardon me from the naughty list FOREVER as I’ve learnt my lesson and I won’t post rude pictures of boars (only on the boars galore thread) and I’ve stopped calling Patrick F A T. He’s just well covered. 😊
If Miss Bramble, Shop Steward (retired) put you on the Naughty List forever you clearly deserved to be there. I shall not be removing anyone from the Naughty List or banning the Cup of Disgrace.

Your piggie's helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
 
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