I think by the sounds of all your comments that the programme would make me too cross to watch it!
Have to disagree about guinea pigs and children though - my two are absolutely brilliant with their piggies, and would put most adults to shame with their handling, knowledge and care

I think guinea pigs are great children's pets if the mum or dad is guinea pig savvy and interested and very involved. I just have to stick up for good kids!
My son's school just got class guinea pigs, which I have to admit I was not thrilled about but they have got a 120 cm cage, lots of hay, and one of the TAs who is very into animals is taking the piggies home each weekend. I did make sure that everyone involved in the piggie's care was aware that I was an "interested party" and that I could help with weekend and holiday care/hay deliveries/vet visits etc. I will keep an eye on them...... x