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Bernie’s strange lump!

furryfriends (TEAS) said:
Years ago I shown Simon a sperm rod I’d removed from an elderly boar. I asked him if he knew what it was. Simon’s reply ‘a bean sprout?’ 🤣
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I always thought Simon looked a bit bashful whenever I’ve mentioned my boys’ impressive sperm rod production. He’s probably recalling this conversation. 😂 He normally explains it away with a simple: “Spring must be on its way.” 🤣
 
Just a quick update, Bernies smegma lump has gone in the bin outside, it started growing its own hair style 🤢.

Good riddance

Oh and I've checked his underside today near his manhood, and it's all fine.
 
SkyPipDotBernie said:
Just a quick update, Bernies smegma lump has gone in the bin outside, it started growing its own hair style 🤢.

Good riddance

Oh and I've checked his underside today near his manhood, and it's all fine.
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Cheers for that! I was just eating my dinner! 🤮
 
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