Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

I love the way that Harry just calmly eats his soup from the syringe and Benny Boy is the Zoom Meister behind him. I did notice that Harry was clever enough to make sure that he had a blob of soup on his nose that he was saving for later.
 
Dear Professor Benny

I hear that your Hooman is now eating your salad the same as @Edam was eating Babychino Hazel's salad. Is it catching? This Hooman eating piggies salad thing? Well I am now awarding the Cup of Disgrace to your Hooman. So @Edam, give the Cup a quick polish before handing it on to @exia.

You need to make sure this doesn't happen again so I'm giving you the same advice that I gave Hazel.

  • Put your feet up on the bars of your cage and look beseechingly at your human friend
  • Look half starved by putting your feet up on your food bowl
  • Take up bar biting (though not so hard you break your teeth)
  • Turn your back on her whenever she talks to you or comes into the room
  • Play the fun game that is catch me if you can whenever she tries to pick you up

Your helpful friend
Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
 
@Betsy A proficient young piggy activist to assist Saxon?

Saxon has been trained by Miss Bramble to a very high standard and had to pass lots of exams before being voted by the Committee of the GPU to be Shop Steward and GPU Rep. However much he would like an Assistant, he is not allowed one.
 
Dear Benny the professor,

We just had this exact same problem, the human kept eating OUR food. We ended up making a complaint to the GPU, it was sooooo bad.
We think you should let Sir Saxon @Betsy help you.
Keep up the diabolical behaviour.
Wheeks
From Wally Werepig
I'm polishing the Cup of Disgrace right now. Harry is a fine rug!

Did your slave stop eating your food, Wally?
 
I love the way that Harry just calmly eats his soup from the syringe and Benny Boy is the Zoom Meister behind him. I did notice that Harry was clever enough to make sure that he had a blob of soup on his nose that he was saving for later.
Ben was a bit frustrated Harry was standing in his way, but Harry just dont care when it's soup near. He knows how to prioritize!
 
Dear Professor Benny

I hear that your Hooman is now eating your salad the same as @Edam was eating Babychino Hazel's salad. Is it catching? This Hooman eating piggies salad thing? Well I am now awarding the Cup of Disgrace to your Hooman. So @Edam, give the Cup a quick polish before handing it on to @exia.

You need to make sure this doesn't happen again so I'm giving you the same advice that I gave Hazel.

  • Put your feet up on the bars of your cage and look beseechingly at your human friend
  • Look half starved by putting your feet up on your food bowl
  • Take up bar biting (though not so hard you break your teeth)
  • Turn your back on her whenever she talks to you or comes into the room
  • Play the fun game that is catch me if you can whenever she tries to pick you up

Your helpful friend
Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
Crazy zoomies happens while slave was reading this. Thank you Saxon! She wont eat my salad today.

From Benny
 
I'm polishing the Cup of Disgrace right now. Harry is a fine rug!
Dear @exia

Tell me you're not polishing the Cup of Disgrace with Harry! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
If I find out that you have (Hairy Harry Henderson you can always send me a wheekmail to let me know) you will be in SERIOUS trouble.

Your piggies helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
 
Dear @exia

Tell me you're not polishing the Cup of Disgrace with Harry! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
If I find out that you have (Hairy Harry Henderson you can always send me a wheekmail to let me know) you will be in SERIOUS trouble.

Your piggies helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
Well Hello Saxon,
I'm the new president here. Ofc I use Harry as my rug! You cant let that maine just be there!
Benny Bananatator

Kongo used to say he would clean the toilet with Harry. Luckily he was too lazy to clean the toilet...
Slave

Harry: what? Its not okay to let babydude to this? Slave told me to play nice. I thought it was a game...

Harry
 
Magic carpet and me-so-sorry-mister-highness-buffet:
The wheeking club with Hairy and Banana

Benny Banana is the whIIIIIIIker, but Hairy Harry is the scrIIIIIIIIIIIImer. He's the one in the start of the video screaming so loud his voice just cant take it. I guess Benny is teaching him some stuff, because he has never been screaming for food. Always jumped around and talked alot but never a screamer. Great, Benny!
 
I just love this heat! Not only do I get some critical care with the hay every night, to "water me up" as slave says. Today she gave me with a syringe! I'm so happy.
happy Harry loves the heat and Lokito Ben in world of Ben

Benny Banana and world of Benny.... Wow boy its too hot for that behaviour! Have som cc and chill.

I'm sure this heat comes from Kongo. KongoNation!

From Harry
Love the video. I’m really enjoying the ones you are posting
 
That's right Bennyboy you teach Daddydude Harry how to wheek properly!
To be fair; to have babypig is so fun. He cant take a step without talking. Its so sweet! I just love when he wheeeeeks away at me. Harry is a chatty little man too, but he never wheeked. He usually comes up to the divider and standing like a little statue, looking so adorable you just have to give him some attention and a snack. Kongo could shout really good and was very vocal, and climbed and slammed the dividers with his whole body when he wanted food. A normal Guinea pig would have been so afraid when the whole grid system slammed the floor, but not Kongo. He just walked out and did his happy seizures.
 
The Kongonation was a legend! I'm sure he's keeping the Rainbow Bridge under control. Not sure he'd get the better of :yikes::yikes:DA BOSS:yikes::yikes: Velvet (Cue music from Shower Scene of Psycho) though. She was one formidable piggy! She kept 2 boars in line for a year and could spot trouble before it even started. Every piggy was afraid of her!
 
Love the video. I’m really enjoying the ones you are posting
Harry promise alot more! He is born to be a moviestar. I dont think little Benny understands how amusing he is when he's happy. I love that he always zoomes up to the loft and gets a popcorn-frenzy up there like a little maniac. I think the loft is the best thing we ever got to our pigs, they both love to be up there!
 
The Kongonation was a legend! I'm sure he's keeping the Rainbow Bridge under control. Not sure he'd get the better of :yikes::yikes:DA BOSS:yikes::yikes: Velvet (Cue music from Shower Scene of Psycho) though. She was one formidable piggy! She kept 2 boars in line for a year and could spot trouble before it even started. Every piggy was afraid of her!
She sounds like a girl for Kongo. He would need a wife keeping him in line. He was a truly softie, 1770g stuffed with love (and some impressive poo-dogs...). Maybe Kylie would be okay with Kongo having a RB-wife? 😂
 
She sounds like a girl for Kongo. He would need a wife keeping him in line. He was a truly softie, 1770g stuffed with love (and some impressive poo-dogs...). Maybe Kylie would be okay with Kongo having a RB-wife? 😂
Well Kylie has to think about this proposal.

Okay ... will Kongo still try to intimidate any boar on the forum who wants to be friends with Kylie?
If so, that's a definite NO.
 
Well Kylie has to think about this proposal.

Okay ... will Kongo still try to intimidate any boar on the forum who wants to be friends with Kylie?
If so, that's a definite NO.
But... But... Kylie girl, you're my true love. I can promise to back down a bit. I dont have to nip them in the balls. But I still love you. Is that okay?

Love from your Kongo on the RB
 
But... But... Kylie girl, you're my true love. I can promise to back down a bit. I dont have to nip them in the balls. But I still love you. Is that okay?

Love from your Kongo on the RB
Kongo my love,
if you want a second wife at RBB, you don't have any right to be against me getting to know other boars. What's fair is fair.
And since you are my true love ... I'm not good at sharing.
Kisses and wheeks
Kylie
 
Kongo my love,
if you want a second wife at RBB, you don't have any right to be against me getting to know other boars. What's fair is fair.
And since you are my true love ... I'm not good at sharing.
Kisses and wheeks
Kylie
Oh, did you just pee on me? Like I'm your territory? Thats true love baby!

Velvet, sorry miss. I can be your friend. I belong to Kylie. I smell of her pee now and forever.

Love from Kongo
 
Oh, did you just pee on me? Like I'm your territory? Thats true love baby!

Velvet, sorry miss. I can be your friend. I belong to Kylie. I smell of her pee now and forever.

Love from Kongo
Well of course I peed on you, my love.
Just like any self respecting guinea pig lady would do ... when the boar doesn't behave himself.
Sending wheeks and kisses ❤️
Kylie
 
Well of course I peed on you, my love.
Just like any self respecting guinea pig lady would do ... when the boar doesn't behave himself.
Sending wheeks and kisses ❤️
Kylie
I'm sorry Kylie, but its hard for me to do better. I have always worked on impulse and I might be a master manipulator, but I'm also pretty easy to manipulate... And thats what chicks do. Manipulate me. They see me, big, fun and so handsome. Slave said I smelled very good too. So they manipulate me and I'm like a little puppy sometimes. Sorry girl. You're my princess. You can pee at me whenever I dont behave!

Kongo - king of the RB

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When I smell something goooood....
 
Hellow diary!

I think its nice that Kongo leaves us a message from the RB, but his love drama cant be everything. I'm the head character in this diary now.

On Monday I have had Benny Banana for four weeks! Wow. It has been such a fun month. The first two weeks I was crazy about hugging him, now not as much. He's everywhere and all the time. I dont think this popcorn and zoomie behaviour is really normal? He just zooms around, and he does not look where he is running or jumping and very often he bangs into me. Slave thinks its hilarious, because I look so offended! Well, what does she think?!?

I'm a good daddy, but its alot of work keeping after a baby. He does not always listen; today he took a pee on the loft! I told him thats not a toilet. Now I have to watch the scenery of my Kingdom in the smell of babypee.

Alot of pee in this diary now. Welcome to the world of boys!

Your Harry

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I'm cute

PXL_20260717_171030528.webp"no ben, babys cant do that. Only daddydudes on the plate!"
 
Dear diary,
I have the best of two worlds. Slave said that when the baby moved in, it was lo more soup. Well that does not work very well. Slave is very weak because I'm just so cute.

Benny Banana is burning rubber. He's incredibly fast, actually. Sometimes you dont even see him pass the camera, you suddenly just hear a bang from the opposite direction of the cage. They didn't give him any breaks at the babyfactory.

https://youtu.be/jDqDQmPrpwQ?feature=shared

From Harry - happy daddydude
 
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Slave says he starts to look very beautiful this baby. He's still very much a baby, but he looks like the more "petite faced"-kind. He starts to get very long hair, and its very soft (still feels very baby). He hates to brush his hair, though. Slave is so happy to have two longhaired brush-haters.
Me still wonders when he will become a peruvian? He's hair looks very sleek now.

Harry
 
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