Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

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At first it was fun! We are some parsley and played around. Benny took a dip in the shrimp-washoil. Oil everywhere.

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Harrys hair tastes good!
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Mama NOOOOO

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I cant swim! I sink like Titanic, Harry!

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A third pig? But you dont love us!

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I tried to climb on mama so she would save me. She didn't. She blowed my hair!

We dont like this treatment at all.

Harry and Benny Banana
 
Dear Benny Boy

Now I'm digesting my yummy hay I can reply to your letter.

I love my wifelets. Bramble is more fun than Misty. Bramble and I get up to all sorts together. She's shown me how much fun it is to run around in and out of hay, how to tunnel and I've shown her how to beg for food! Misty is Bramble's Mum and is far more sensible (sensible is boring right?) and she does keep Bramble in line but I like to think that I'm in charge! (I like to think that but really I'm not).

Before my Hooman adopted me, I had my cherries taken away. I went sleep and when I woke up no more cherries. I was a tad uncomfortable but I was given yummy Metacam while I recovered from my surgery. I thought it was a bit much that I had to wait 6 weeks before GURRRRLS!

I'm not sure that GURRRRRLS are worth having your shrimps caviar taken away but then "doing what comes naturally" is quite exciting.

Wheeks and poops

Saxon
 
Betsy said:
Dear Benny Boy

Now I'm digesting my yummy hay I can reply to your letter.

I love my wifelets. Bramble is more fun than Misty. Bramble and I get up to all sorts together. She's shown me how much fun it is to run around in and out of hay, how to tunnel and I've shown her how to beg for food! Misty is Bramble's Mum and is far more sensible (sensible is boring right?) and she does keep Bramble in line but I like to think that I'm in charge! (I like to think that but really I'm not).

Before my Hooman adopted me, I had my cherries taken away. I went sleep and when I woke up no more cherries. I was a tad uncomfortable but I was given yummy Metacam while I recovered from my surgery. I thought it was a bit much that I had to wait 6 weeks before GURRRRLS!

I'm not sure that GURRRRRLS are worth having your shrimps caviar taken away but then "doing what comes naturally" is quite exciting.

Wheeks and poops

Saxon
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6 wheeks!?! Thats wheeking crazy! I still waiting for my cherries to pop, Harry says thats a big thing in a little piggies life. He promised me a party when it happens. I'm very excited! Like always.

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My intellectual unibrow this morning. Hello diary!

From Benny Banana
 
exia said:
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At first it was fun! We are some parsley and played around. Benny took a dip in the shrimp-washoil. Oil everywhere.

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Harrys hair tastes good!
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Mama NOOOOO

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I cant swim! I sink like Titanic, Harry!

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A third pig? But you dont love us!

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I tried to climb on mama so she would save me. She didn't. She blowed my hair!

We dont like this treatment at all.

Harry and Benny Banana
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Lovely bath time pictures 🥰
 
Truffolo said:
Lovely bath time pictures 🥰
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It was NOT a lovely time! Seriously, I jumped and crawled and tried to burrow myself into hooman and she took the BLOW DRYER! I was very fluffy for a while and Harry said "there's my Peruvian!".

She also took my bummie-hair. Is she doing voodoo?

Benny Banana
 
Life with Benny:

8.00: clock alarm goes off. Benny-Alarma goes off.
8:02: Benny Gazolinos morning workout starts. Pop it til' you drop it (yourself into a wall)
8:03 morning cucumber. Benny puts his speedos on and take a little zoom
8.04-8.09: Benny is eating cucumber
8:09-8.14: zoomie and Harry groomie
8:14-8-20: wheeeeeeeeeeeerreeerrek
8.20-8.22: find something to Nibble on. Quiet.
8.22-8:30 zoom, wheek, zoom, wheek wheeeeeeeeeeeeek
8:30 Harry tells him to be quiet. Though love.
8.35-9.00: totally forgot what Harry said and acts like a circus
9:00: hooman goes to work, her brain is already tired....

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This thing has two functions! Its a bed. And a trampoline.

/Bennys mamahooman
 
exia said:
Life with Benny:

8.00: clock alarm goes off. Benny-Alarma goes off.
8:02: Benny Gazolinos morning workout starts. Pop it til' you drop it (yourself into a wall)
8:03 morning cucumber. Benny puts his speedos on and take a little zoom
8.04-8.09: Benny is eating cucumber
8:09-8.14: zoomie and Harry groomie
8:14-8-20: wheeeeeeeeeeeerreeerrek
8.20-8.22: find something to Nibble on. Quiet.
8.22-8:30 zoom, wheek, zoom, wheek wheeeeeeeeeeeeek
8:30 Harry tells him to be quiet. Though love.
8.35-9.00: totally forgot what Harry said and acts like a circus
9:00: hooman goes to work, her brain is already tired....

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This thing has two functions! Its a bed. And a trampoline.

/Bennys mamahooman
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Isn't he gorgeous 🥰
 
Hello diary,

yesterday my hooman went to something called work. She left me and Harry without a babysitter! I was crazy when malehooman came him, yelled my lungs out about how hungry I was.
When hooman came home she had a very bad migraine and said I had to chill down and stop zoom around. She putted me and Harry in the cuddle box and fell asleep in the soffa, with her hand over Harry. Not me. But I slept too. I like the cuddle box, to hide under a blankie and sleep. Dark, warm and safe. Hooman than waked up, took us home, gave us food and then she passed out I think. She did not notice my popzoom-show! I dont like migraines, hoomans get so boring.

From Benny Banana Boy
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Dear Benny Banana Boy

You make sure you look after Mamahooman and don't wheek too loudly. Migraines are not fun. They make your head hurt so much that even simple tasks are impossible because the pain is all consuming.

Some people feel sick, some have flashing lights, some (like my Hooman) have pain so bad behind their left eye it feels like someone is turning the back of the eyeball with red hot pokers.

Migraines are nasty things.

Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
 
Thank you ❤️
I'm lucky that my migraines often are very intense, but short. I slept for nearly 12 hours and today I've been really tired and had a migraine-hangover. The worst pain often realise for a bit after a nice talk with the toilet.

I left the boys around noon today and they have been all alone. In on my way home with my sensitive scalp now and is looking forward to see the Benny Home Alone and Hangry Harry... I guess it will be like a Mötley Crue Reunion. A loud chaos.
 
Betsy said:
Dear Benny Banana Boy

You make sure you look after Mamahooman and don't wheek too loudly. Migraines are not fun. They make your head hurt so much that even simple tasks are impossible because the pain is all consuming.

Some people feel sick, some have flashing lights, some (like my Hooman) have pain so bad behind their left eye it feels like someone is turning the back of the eyeball with red hot pokers.

Migraines are nasty things.

Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
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Dear Saxon,

Do I have to be a nice boy? Its not like I'm the reason for her migraine! And I didn't really ask for a broken hooman. I wanted someone that can keep my speed but this hooman never zooms with me!

Is that really fair?

And: I didnt get any peaflakes yesterday. I really like peaflakes. But my very old not even 40 year old hooman forgot because of pain. Like... Naaaah, I'm not really okay with this. Wait until I'm a teenager. Its very soon!

Benny
 
exia said:
Thank you ❤️
I'm lucky that my migraines often are very intense, but short. I slept for nearly 12 hours and today I've been really tired and had a migraine-hangover. The worst pain often realise for a bit after a nice talk with the toilet.

I left the boys around noon today and they have been all alone. In on my way home with my sensitive scalp now and is looking forward to see the Benny Home Alone and Hangry Harry... I guess it will be like a Mötley Crue Reunion. A loud chaos.
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I hope the nasty migraine heals quickly 🙏♥️🐾
 
exia said:
Dear Saxon,

Do I have to be a nice boy? Its not like I'm the reason for her migraine! And I didn't really ask for a broken hooman. I wanted someone that can keep my speed but this hooman never zooms with me!

Is that really fair?

And: I didnt get any peaflakes yesterday. I really like peaflakes. But my very old not even 40 year old hooman forgot because of pain. Like... Naaaah, I'm not really okay with this. Wait until I'm a teenager. Its very soon!

Benny
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Dear Benny Boy

When Mamahooman has a migraine, yes you have to be a nice boy. Mamahooman only forgot your pea flakes cos she had an all consuming pain in her head and could only think of sleeping to get rid of it.

We like pea flakes too but when our hoooman forgets to give them to us we are OK with that because it doesn't happen very often and there is always a good reason for it that she tells about the next day.

Hoomans don't play zoomies the reason being that they can't keep us with us. I did a happy popcorn this morning. I don't do them very often but I was happy because it was breakfast time and I was with my GUUUUURRRRLLLLSSSSS.

Wheeks and poops

Saxon
 
Betsy said:
Dear Benny Boy

When Mamahooman has a migraine, yes you have to be a nice boy. Mamahooman only forgot your pea flakes cos she had an all consuming pain in her head and could only think of sleeping to get rid of it.

We like pea flakes too but when our hoooman forgets to give them to us we are OK with that because it doesn't happen very often and there is always a good reason for it that she tells about the next day.

Hoomans don't play zoomies the reason being that they can't keep us with us. I did a happy popcorn this morning. I don't do them very often but I was happy because it was breakfast time and I was with my GUUUUURRRRLLLLSSSSS.

Wheeks and poops

Saxon
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Hi Saxon,

I guess I have to listen to you boring grown ups. Harry says the same, but he got his cucumber.

I tried to make my hooman do one little popcorn with me today: - YouTube
Look! I'm really working it and Harry too. My goal is to make her pop at least once with me!

Grandhooman says something about me must have a skyrocket in my bummie? He says I'm just very much speed and voice.


Happy popcorns!
From Benny Banana Boy
 
exia said:
Hi Saxon,

I guess I have to listen to you boring grown ups. Harry says the same, but he got his cucumber.

I tried to make my hooman do one little popcorn with me today: - YouTube
Look! I'm really working it and Harry too. My goal is to make her pop at least once with me!

Grandhooman says something about me must have a skyrocket in my bummie? He says I'm just very much speed and voice.


Happy popcorns!
From Benny Banana Boy
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How’s your head today?
 
Merab said:
How’s your head today?
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Much better, thank you!
I had a very intense comeback to work after vacay. Two days and I was like a roadkill. I'm happy to have schedule where I never work more than three days in a row. With my body its hard enough working full time. We're happy I like adrenaline!
 
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