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Hey, chew, don’t eat the bad,
take some fresh hay and munch it better!
Remember to let it into your mouth
then you can start to eat it better.

Hey, chew, don’t be afraid,
you were made to go out and get it.
The minute you let it into your mouth
then you begin to feel better!

And any time you feel the lust, hey, chew and feel just,
don’t carry the bale on your shoulders!
You know it is a fool who plays it cool
by making this hay look mouldy.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah…

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Carwyn, free after Hey, Jude (The Beatles)
 
I'm lost without you
Can't help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love you, baby?

Tell me how you love me more
And how you think I'm sexy, babe (rumble strut)
That you don't want nobody else
You don't want this guy, you don't want that guy
You wanna stroke my balls when you see me (scent marks)
Tell me how you love my body
And how I make you feel, babe

You wanna roll with me, you wanna hold with me
You wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me (rumbles and asks for chin rubs)
I just love to hear you say it
It makes a man feel good, baby
Tell me you depend on me
I need to hear it

I'm lost without you
Can't help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love you, baby?

'Cause you may tell me every morning
Want your treat?
Ah, so many turds!
Aw, did you just fart?
Aw, I love you darling!
Aw, yeah

(Archie, Lost without you by robin thicke, jeeze hardly had to change any lyrics here.)

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Wigwig said:
I'm lost without you
Can't help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love you, baby?

Tell me how you love me more
And how you think I'm sexy, babe (rumble strut)
That you don't want nobody else
You don't want this guy, you don't want that guy
You wanna stroke my balls when you see me (scent marks)
Tell me how you love my body
And how I make you feel, babe

You wanna roll with me, you wanna hold with me
You wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me (rumbles and asks for chin rubs)
I just love to hear you say it
It makes a man feel good, baby
Tell me you depend on me
I need to hear it

I'm lost without you
Can't help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love you, baby?

'Cause you may tell me every morning
Want your treat?
Ah, so many turds!
Aw, did you just fart?
Aw, I love you darling!
Aw, yeah

(Archie, Lost without you by robin thicke, jeeze hardly had to change any lyrics here.)

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Great one! Love it! :D
 
Very Creative....

To the tune of 'Love and Marriage' a song we had for two of our old girls

Cookie & Treacle, Cookie & Treacle,
Got furry feet like Hobbits not Smeagol,
This I tell you brother,
You can't feed one without the other.

:)
 
Whatever we want
Whatever we like
Whatever we say
We take your money
We scoff our choice
Whatever we need
Whatever we use
Whatever we win
You'll always lose
We're giving off
You're giving out
We look for trouble
Turn around, we'll give you a shout
We take it all
We squeeze you dry
And now today
You couldn't even say goodbye
You'll take us home
On the midnight train again
We're making you an offer you can't refuuuuuuse


(to the tune of "whatever you (we) want" by Status Quo)
 
Lorcan said:
Whatever we want
Whatever we like
Whatever we say
We take your money
We scoff our choice
Whatever we need
Whatever we use
Whatever we win
You'll always lose
We're giving off
You're giving out
We look for trouble
Turn around, we'll give you a shout
We take it all
We squeeze you dry
And now today
You couldn't even say goodbye
You'll take us home
On the midnight train again
We're making you an offer you can't refuuuuuuse


(to the tune of "whatever you (we) want" by Status Quo)
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Love it!
 
Frozen's "Let It Go" for the piggies who love to chew on their cage in the early morning. Not time to eat just yet guys. :no:

The pig glows brown in the cage this morning,
Not a quiet moment to be seen,
A kingdom of guinea pigs,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The pig keeps chewing on her cage like this swirling storm inside,
She couldn't keep it in, but I wish she tried!

Don't let her chew, don't let her see,
Be the good girl you always have to be,
Conceal, pretend you are asleep, don't let her know,
Well, now she knows!

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go,
Run away and slam the door!

I don't care,
What she is going to say,
Let the her chew on,
The pig never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some distance,
Makes any pig seem small,
And the sound that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!

It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through,
Maybe now I can get some sleep!

Let it go, let it go,
I am so tired, I need some sleep
Let it go, let it go
You'll never seem me cry!

Here I lay,
And here I'll stay,
Let the pig chew on!

My hands flurry through the air to cover my ears,
My mind is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm going to stay here for awhile,
The pig is in the past!

Let it go, let it go,
And I'll rise at the break of dawn, (literally!)
Let it go, let it go,
The pig will chew until she is fed!

Here I lay,
In the light of day,
My sleep all gone,
The pig never bothered me anyway!
 
CraftyCavies said:
Frozen's "Let It Go" for the piggies who love to chew on their cage in the early morning. Not time to eat just yet guys. :no:

The pig glows brown in the cage this morning,
Not a quiet moment to be seen,
A kingdom of guinea pigs,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The pig keeps chewing on her cage like this swirling storm inside,
She couldn't keep it in, but I wish she tried!

Don't let her chew, don't let her see,
Be the good girl you always have to be,
Conceal, pretend you are asleep, don't let her know,
Well, now she knows!

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go,
Run away and slam the door!

I don't care,
What she is going to say,
Let the her chew on,
The pig never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some distance,
Makes any pig seem small,
And the sound that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!

It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through,
Maybe now I can get some sleep!

Let it go, let it go,
I am so tired, I need some sleep
Let it go, let it go
You'll never seem me cry!

Here I lay,
And here I'll stay,
Let the pig chew on!

My hands flurry through the air to cover my ears,
My mind is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm going to stay here for awhile,
The pig is in the past!

Let it go, let it go,
And I'll rise at the break of dawn, (literally!)
Let it go, let it go,
The pig will chew until she is fed!

Here I lay,
In the light of day,
My sleep all gone,
The pig never bothered me anyway!
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AWWW! :lol!:
 
CraftyCavies said:
Frozen's "Let It Go" for the piggies who love to chew on their cage in the early morning. Not time to eat just yet guys. :no:

The pig glows brown in the cage this morning,
Not a quiet moment to be seen,
A kingdom of guinea pigs,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The pig keeps chewing on her cage like this swirling storm inside,
She couldn't keep it in, but I wish she tried!

Don't let her chew, don't let her see,
Be the good girl you always have to be,
Conceal, pretend you are asleep, don't let her know,
Well, now she knows!

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go,
Run away and slam the door!

I don't care,
What she is going to say,
Let the her chew on,
The pig never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some distance,
Makes any pig seem small,
And the sound that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!

It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through,
Maybe now I can get some sleep!

Let it go, let it go,
I am so tired, I need some sleep
Let it go, let it go
You'll never seem me cry!

Here I lay,
And here I'll stay,
Let the pig chew on!

My hands flurry through the air to cover my ears,
My mind is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm going to stay here for awhile,
The pig is in the past!

Let it go, let it go,
And I'll rise at the break of dawn, (literally!)
Let it go, let it go,
The pig will chew until she is fed!

Here I lay,
In the light of day,
My sleep all gone,
The pig never bothered me anyway!
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It should be "Let the pigs wheek on! The poops never bothered me anyways!
 
To tune of gimme gimme gimme by Abba...

Guinea Guinea Guinea Pig love after midnight!
Soft and furry piglets, so cute and so sweet!
 
Money money money - ABBA

I eat all night, I eat all day to play the tricks I like to play!
Ain't it bad?
And still there never seems to be a lettuce leaf all for me,
Ain't it sad?

In my dreams I have a plan,
If I stole all the food from the woman,
I wouldn't have to fight at all, I'd eat it all and have a ball...

Mummy mummy mummy,
Hear my tummy!
It's a piggy world!
Mummy mummy mummy,
Always hungry!
It's a piggy world!

Aaah ahaaa,
All the poops I could poo...
If I had some dinner mummy,
It's a piggy world!
 
Cavy Kung-Fu said:
Money money money - ABBA

I eat all night, I eat all day to play the tricks I like to play!
Ain't it bad?
And still there never seems to be a lettuce leaf all for me,
Ain't it sad?

In my dreams I have a plan,
If I stole all the food from the woman,
I wouldn't have to fight at all, I'd eat it all and have a ball...

Mummy mummy mummy,
Hear my tummy!
It's a piggy world!
Mummy mummy mummy,
Always hungry!
It's a piggy world!

Aaah ahaaa,
All the poops I could poo...
If I had some dinner mummy,
It's a piggy world!
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:clap::clap::clap:Love it!
 
Hello from the piggy hide!
I must of wheeked a thousand times!
To tell you, I can see the base of my bowl!
But when I call you say I've just been fed though!

Hello from the piggy hide!
At least I can squeak that I tried!
To tell you, to put some veggies in my bowl,
But when I call you say I've just been fed, No!

(Hello by Adele)
 
Oh my God this is the best idea in the entire world ever. How about Don't Stop Believing, by Journey:

Just a cheeky boar,
Living in a fleecy world.
He took the hay from the rack,
Just to let it drop.

Just a gentle boar,
Born and raised in hay galore.
He wheeked and squealed so much,
But still left some food.

A piggy on the softest fleece,
The smell of poop and Timothy hay.
For a smile he can munch away,
He munches on and on and on and on...

Furry, piggies!
Up and down the fleecy cage!
Their shadows searching for fooooooood...
Furry, piggies!
Livin' just to munch some hay,
Hiding somewhere in a cube...
 
To the tune of Let It Go from Frozen, a piggy and her owner singing together-

OWNER: The pig runs around her cage at 3 in the morning
It wakes me up, and I cant go back to sleep
The wheeks are howling like this swirling storm in sight
She can't keep it in, I don't know if she tries
PIGGY: Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good pig you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well now they know
I want veg, I want veg
Can't hold it back anymore
I want veg, I want veg
Don't you dare slam the fridge door!!!

Does anyone want to add onto my song?
 
"You're the One That I Want," from Grease:

(Dominant Boar, rumble strutting)
I've got poops, their multiplying,
And I'm losing contro-ol,
'Cause don't you know? I'm the Big Pig.
And I ain't lying.

But never give up, cause I need a friend
And, yes, my choices might be few
But you're the piggie I want -
You're the pig that I want, oo-o-ooo!
You're the piggie I want -
You're the pig that I want, oo-o-ooo!
 
Gizmo&Darwin said:
"You're the One That I Want," from Grease:

(Dominant Boar, rumble strutting)
I've got poops, their multiplying,
And I'm losing contro-ol,
'Cause don't you know? I'm the Big Pig.
And I ain't lying.

But never give up, cause I need a friend
And, yes, my choices might be few
But you're the piggie I want -
You're the pig that I want, oo-o-ooo!
You're the piggie I want -
You're the pig that I want, oo-o-ooo!
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Dedicated to my two boars, Gizmo and Darwin.
 
The Best Is Yet To Come- McKenzie Kilborne

Lain' on my hay wonderin' where the day has gone,
my human keeps drifting by,
two hours of no veggies
already dream about the next treat,
I won't question why or where I'm guessing I'm supposed to be
Cause I believe
Yes, I believe
the best is yet to come
and I believe I can squeek
for anything I put my mind to
the life gets hard
I snuggle with my human
It's so clear to me
the best is yet to come
O-oh
Seen my human reminds me
She might leave soon
and sometimes might be gone all day
It makes me sad
to think that someday I be leaving too
but
I won't question how or where I'm guessing I'm supposed to be
Cause I believe
Yes, I believe
the best is yet to come
and I believe I can squeek
for anything I put my mind to
the life gets hard
I snuggle with my human
It's so plain to see
the best is yet to come!
 
Staring out the window in the afternoon
We want fed and we want fed soon
Dad's down the stairs and past the door
Hurry up, Dad
Hurry up, we're getting mad!
It's time to get ready for wheeking so loud
Mate hurry up, get loud and be proud!
We won't be quiet! We want fed now!
You're far too slow, give us some chow!

We'll the RSPCA, that'll teach you
We know they'd always give us the goods
We just need a phone...and hands
Ugh whatever, give in to our demands!

It's been a long time coming (x2)

The boys are back (x3)
And they're looking for trouble
The boys are back (x3)
And they're looking for trouble

And we're coming for you (x2)

The boys are back (x3)
And they're looking for trouble
The boys are back (x3)
And they're looking for trouble
----------------------------------------------------

They have a new favourite song, The Boys are Back by the Dropkick Murphys. I figured I'd give it a wee rewrite for their benefit.
 
Benny penned this ditty in his last few days and wants me to share it with you all (apologies to Frank Sinatra)

'And now my end is near
And so I face the rainbow pass
My friends,I'll say it clear
I'll state my case for extra GRASS

I've lived a life that's full,
I've lived for food every single day,
And more, much more than this,
I did it MY WAY

Regrets, I've had a few (not enough GRASS)
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do (ate lots of GRASS)
And saw it through without exception.

I planned each and every meal,
Each hungry step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it MY WAY

For what is a pig, what has he got
If not his GRASS, then he has not
To say the things he truly feels (more GRASS!)
And never to miss any meals
The record show I took the blows
AND DID IT MY WAY!'

Thank you and good night...Benny x
 
("Barbie Girl" by Aqua: I know I'm going to get killed for getting this stuck in your head. You're welcome!)


Hi Piggy
Hi Boar
Do you wanna go wheek for veg?
Squeak-squeak!
Let's go!

I'm a Piggy girl, in the Piggy world
Life in cage, it's fantastic
You can clip my nails, give me veg all day!
Imagine being my slave!

Come on Piggy, let's go wheeking!
Wheek wheek wheek wheek
Come on Piggy, let's go wheeking!
Wheek wheek wheek wheek
(I actually watched a hilarious video of some kids dancing to this song on America's Got Talent. Maybe I could link it below.)

 
Rochester Piggy said:
("Barbie Girl" by Aqua: I know I'm going to get killed for getting this stuck in your head. You're welcome!)


Hi Piggy
Hi Boar
Do you wanna go wheek for veg?
Squeak-squeak!
Let's go!

I'm a Piggy girl, in the Piggy world
Life in cage, it's fantastic
You can clip my nails, give me veg all day!
Imagine being my slave!

Come on Piggy, let's go wheeking!
Wheek wheek wheek wheek
Come on Piggy, let's go wheeking!
Wheek wheek wheek wheek
(I actually watched a hilarious video of some kids dancing to this song on America's Got Talent. Maybe I could link it below.)

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@Tim you'll love this!
 
Barbie Girl:
I'm a Piggy girl, in the Piggy world
Life in cages, it's fantastic
You can brush my fur, give me veg everywhere
I hope you enjoy being a piggy slave!

Come on Piggy, let's go wheeking!
 
To the tune of Angels - Robbie Williams

I sit and wait
on my corex, looking at my plate
But does she know,
The fridge is where to go, where the veg is cold
Cos I have been starved, and starvation, makes my tummy sore
So when I'm sittin' in my bed, poopin' in the hay instead,
and I feel that I am dead,
I'm wantin' veggies instead,

And then she comes and offers me some sweetcorn,
a lot of hay and I popcorn,
Throw it all about the cage.
She fills the water bowl
However long it takes me, I know she won't forsake me,
until I've scoffed the lot.
She'll always make me
My favourite veggies for tea.
 
Material pig :)

Some boars wheek at me,
Some boars wiggle at me,
I think they're alright.
But if they eat up all the apple,
I will snap and bite!

They can purr, and they can rub,
But they can't see the light,
Cause' the boar with cold, hard crap
is always Mister Right.

'Cause I am living in a very large cage,
And I am iressistable!
You know that I am living in a very large cage,
And I am iressistable!

Some Boars shriek
and some boars squeal,
and thats okay with me.
But if they don't give me the carrot,
I am SO leave-ing!


This was a lot of fun to make lol
:3
 
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