Right now there is a thing called Corona virus.
Corona virus means that the small slaves get to stay at home all the time.
This is a good thing because small slaves are like guinea pigs - they always need more snacks.
So they open the fridge door a lot, and then we wheek a lot, and then everyone eats snacks.
The small slaves always bring us extra snacks, and are much more understanding of our complex snacking needs.
The big slave walks around with coffee and a biscuit and tells us we don’t need more snacks, as if we can’t see her eating multiple hob nobs.
The big slave is also still boring and shouts things like;
‘Is that the fridge door? What are you eating now? We just finished breakfast’.
She is also not very bright because she says stupid things like;
‘It is not a ‘corona-cation’, it is still school, so do your maths homework’.
But the small slaves lay next to our cage in the garden when we have lawn time, and it looks a lot like a vacation to me.
We also get lots of extra floor time and cuddles.
And the small slaves make us new beds and say they have to do it because it is part of their homework and this isn’t a ‘corona-cation’.
The big slave sighs a lot.
She also drinks a lot of coffee.
So far I think it’s going well.
Corona virus means that the small slaves get to stay at home all the time.
This is a good thing because small slaves are like guinea pigs - they always need more snacks.
So they open the fridge door a lot, and then we wheek a lot, and then everyone eats snacks.
The small slaves always bring us extra snacks, and are much more understanding of our complex snacking needs.
The big slave walks around with coffee and a biscuit and tells us we don’t need more snacks, as if we can’t see her eating multiple hob nobs.
The big slave is also still boring and shouts things like;
‘Is that the fridge door? What are you eating now? We just finished breakfast’.
She is also not very bright because she says stupid things like;
‘It is not a ‘corona-cation’, it is still school, so do your maths homework’.
But the small slaves lay next to our cage in the garden when we have lawn time, and it looks a lot like a vacation to me.
We also get lots of extra floor time and cuddles.
And the small slaves make us new beds and say they have to do it because it is part of their homework and this isn’t a ‘corona-cation’.
The big slave sighs a lot.
She also drinks a lot of coffee.
So far I think it’s going well.
I absolutely love the bed she has
