COVID-19 Day 1 of Remote Working

[HeatherW]

That's not right... Everyone else is making theirs out of rolls of toilet paper!

I'm not one of the panic buyers, so had to make do!

 

[HeatherW]

Day 7 of remote working

I have some new colleagues.

 

[Betsy]

Have you given them names?

 

[HeatherW]

Have you given them names?

From top left to bottom right:
Ace, Clarabell, Hubert
Harold, Deirdre, Thomas

 

[HeatherW]

Day 8 of remote working

I now bark at strangers.

 

[VickiA]

I’m just loving this thread

 

[sport_billy]

Looking forward to Day 9 update!

 

[HeatherW]

Looking forward to Day 9 update!

Be warned; it's tragic.

 

[HeatherW]

Day 9 of remote working

I AM SORRY HUBERT

 

[eileen]

Oh dear, now they have been slaughtered.! this thread is so funny !

 

[VickiA]

Oh my goodness. You’ve slaughtered your colleagues?

 

[Betsy]

Was that just Hubert?

 

[Nassala]

Please don't stop this thread, this is the comedy high point of my day right now!

 

[sport_billy]

I can’t believe you ate him!! Animal!

 

[Betsy]

I can’t believe you ate him! Animal!

Surely you mean Cannibal?

 

[Swissgreys]

You ate your co-worker?
This is just like Lord of the Flies

 

[HeatherW]

Surely you mean Cannibal?

I am not an egg!

 

[anyar.dris]

@HeatherW I didn't realise how funny you are!

 

[VickiA]

The remaining 5 colleagues are frantically gathering evidence (shells etc) to submit in support of their grievance to HR. You'd better watch out @HeatherW bullying in the home work place is taken very seriously these days.

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Day 9 of remote working

I AM SORRY HUBERT

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What did poor Hubert do to deserve this fate?

 

[HeatherW]

What did poor Hubert do to deserve this fate?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! He slipped and fell in the frying pan... I tried to help him out but made it worse.



Honest.

 

[HeatherW]

Day 10 of remote working

Hubert is feeling better, but he's now a shell of his former self.



(hohoho!) (sorry not sorry)

 

[Nassala]

Day 10 of remote working

Hubert is feeling better, but he's now a shell of his former self.

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(hohoho!) (sorry not sorry)

That is some remarkable health care! All the king's horses and all the king's men will be getting in touch...

 

[Merab]

This is such a brilliant thread.
Thanks for the smiles

 

[VickiA]

I agree with @Merab's Slave - thank you Heather for a bit of light hearted relief.

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Day 10 of remote working

Hubert is feeling better, but he's now a shell of his former self.

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(hohoho!) (sorry not sorry)

Day 10 of remote working ...

I've not actually seen much evidence of any working. What are you actually employed to do?!

 

[HeatherW]

Day 10 of remote working ...

I've not actually seen much evidence of any working. What are you actually employed to do?!

Not much, it seems!

 

[PigglePuggle]

I am fully employed too, working from home as a university lecturer, delivering online teaching and assessment... all very important... but... since Monday when the library closed the students stopped logging on to our online resources or reading our emails, the uni extended all the coursework deadlines for weeks, allowing any student who just says "coronavirus" to defer assessment until August, none of us have been given better laptops to fully facilitate online working... we can't recruit any new students for next year... so here I am wearing my humorous squid hat drinking wine and immersing myself in guinea pigs until September, answering maybe 2 work emails a day! I'm sure this is very important work somehow lol on the plus side my lettuce and beetroot seeds were delivered today, so planting them might fill half an hour!

 

[alpacasqueak]

Sounds like a fun day to me @PigglePuggle! Glad I’m not the only one, I’m on the Buck’s Fizz! Just don’t have a hat!

 

[alpacasqueak]

Had that one for years, definitely my favourite!