Days of our Harry (Legacy of Kongo).

[exia]

Hi Exia

My weight went up just looking
Looks very yummy and definitely a cure for pneumonia

Ate two yesterday evening, and two for breakfast. I dont know if I should say I'm blessed with a overactive thyroid or if its a curse I'm like a guinea pig - never full.

 

[exia]

Dear diary,

I'm sure you agree with me: I'm the most charming boy ever. Slave does not really agree right now, she says I'll have to think about how I act. What?!

I was sitting as a King in slaves lap looking at tv. She was eating red grapes. Oh friends. I love grapes. I love sweets you know. I'm a sockerråtta (Harry translates it to sugarrat. Harrylingo).
Like an alligator I snaped a grape from slaves hand and got very hyper and had such a rush to taste it I just took the whole in my mouth. Slave never get really used to my appetite. Guinea pigs are hungry but I'm like... wow. My mouth is bigger than a elephants!

It was a little struggle to eat the grape. Acctually it sounded like I was going to choke but got so upset when slave wanted to help me. I can do this! Dont touch my grape hooman! I yelled and I made it.
When I was done I took a very deep breath, looked satisfied and farted. It smelled so bad slave left the room. Harry yelled something about dont leave him with Kongo-Chernobyl. Now he's scary quiet...

I'm in the cuddle box. Eating peaflakes and looking at the grapes...

Love your charming Kongo

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

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Dear diary,

I'm sure you agree with me: I'm the most charming boy ever. Slave does not really agree right now, she says I'll have to think about how I act. What?!

I was sitting as a King in slaves lap looking at tv. She was eating red grapes. Oh friends. I love grapes. I love sweets you know. I'm a sockerråtta (Harry translates it to sugarrat. Harrylingo).
Like an alligator I snaped a grape from slaves hand and got very hyper and had such a rush to taste it I just took the whole in my mouth. Slave never get really used to my appetite. Guinea pigs are hungry but I'm like... wow. My mouth is bigger than a elephants!

It was a little struggle to eat the grape. Acctually it sounded like I was going to choke but got so upset when slave wanted to help me. I can do this! Dont touch my grape hooman! I yelled and I made it.
When I was done I took a very deep breath, looked satisfied and farted. It smelled so bad slave left the room. Harry yelled something about dont leave him with Kongo-Chernobyl. Now he's scary quiet...

I'm in the cuddle box. Eating peaflakes and looking at the grapes...

Love your charming Kongo

Is that some guinea poo I see on Slave's thumb, Kongo? I mean, it's not a bean but maybe remains of soggy, mushy poo?

Sockerr°atta is a lovely word, even if I can't quite write it on my keyboard. Quite right of you to sneak one of Slave's grapes. Who does she think she is - eating grapes with King Kongo on her lap and not offering him one?!? How rude! Of course you have to help yourself! Maybe you need to go to the guinea pig doctor though, if your fart smells that bad? You could go with Slave, she's ill isn't she? So she probably has to go to the Human Doctor, but maybe the guinea pig doctor could help her too, then you could go together all in one trip.

 

[exia]

Is that some guinea poo I see on Slave's thumb, Kongo? I mean, it's not a bean but maybe remains of soggy, mushy poo?

Sockerr°atta is a lovely word, even if I can't quite write it on my keyboard. Quite right of you to sneak one of Slave's grapes. Who does she think she is - eating grapes with King Kongo on her lap and not offering him one?!? How rude! Of course you have to help yourself! Maybe you need to go to the guinea pig doctor though, if your fart smells that bad? You could go with Slave, she's ill isn't she? So she probably has to go to the Human Doctor, but maybe the guinea pig doctor could help her too, then you could go together all in one trip.

Nah, its from a mushed probiotics tablet. I only eat it if its wet you know, and I got it becuse I ate a bit too much minth (and thats why I fart and slave didnt want to share her grapes with me). I would be very proud if it was poo though! I have no manners. But I'll happily send slave to the exotics vet - even her mama says she's strange!

 

[Truffolo]

Poor slave Harry could have an air freshener aerosol button nearby for emergencies The å is easy, hold down the a and slide your finger along the screen to the å option. Farting is nature's way of making space for really delicious things when you have already eaten something really delicious. Your picture is incredibly cute Kongo

 

[Truffolo]

I'm sure Kylie is bookmarking it

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

The å is easy, hold down the a and slide your finger along the screen to the å option.

When you're on your phone... But I still prefer my desktop. Undoubtedly there's some ASCII key but idk which.

 

[exia]

Poor slave Harry could have an air freshener aerosol button nearby for emergencies The å is easy, hold down the a and slide your finger along the screen to the å option. Farting is nature's way of making space for really delicious things when you have already eaten something really delicious. Your picture is incredibly cute Kongo

Like soaked gut balance-tablets from Oxbow. They are yummy! I wont touch it if its not soaked, though...

Thank you! I'm handsome when I fart.

 

[Ramia]

I have to watch myself, there's no poop or fart jokes on the cat forum!

 

[exia]

I have to watch myself, there's no poop or fart jokes on the cat forum!

What?! All cats I knew farts!
I remember when my cat Luffarn (Hobo) was a toddler and we had some trouble finding him the right food... he had one floor of the house for himself. Such a little stinky fartbomb!
My mama had a crazy cat mamed Mina that always did her buisness in the bathtub. At first we thought it was a protest for something, but when mama moved to a house without bathtub it ofcourse stopped. When she moved again a couple of years later she had a cat doing her number two in the bathtub again. That cat used to hide her food in my shoes too, and loved to sleep on top of my chest. If I stopped cuddle her before she falled asleep she was very fast to give a real b*tchslap in the face. She never acted this way with my mama or sister whom she acctually lived with, only me that visited and sometimes acted babysitter. I think she just wanted to show the sitter who was the boss. B*tch cat. And yes, she farted like a Queen. Kongo go hide!

 

[exia]

Dear diary,

Yeaterday I got very upset with slave. She came home from the store with some lovely bags. I showed her my cute side. I'm such a darling! Turned out it was oregano in her hand. I jumped backwards, I ran away and she after... she chased me with that horrible thing. I fled into my rainforest and was so mad. She gave me some minth to say she was sorry. I ate it, but I did not forgive her. Harry with hairy brains ate the oregano with a very good appetite.


Mu buffet. That was better!

Love from Kongo

 

[Truffolo]

Slave avoided oregano scented farts Its nice that Harry and you have different interests and individualities

 

[exia]

Slave avoided oregano scented farts Its nice that Harry and you have different interests and individualities

Harry gave me some oregano farts instead
I think its so interesting that even so small animas like pigs has their own personalitytraits. Kongo loves sweets like melon and Apples. Harry eats Apples but is crazy about kale, which Kongo eats but its clearly not his favorite. Kongo loves cucumber (without shell!), Harry rarely touches his cucumber.

 

[Truffolo]

Truffle: all I want is nice hay and cucumber
MS: they both love fresh grass
Polo:

 

[Truffolo]

Harry and Kongo are relaxed
It's mutual warfare?

 

[exia]

Truffle: all I want is nice hay and cucumber
MS: they both love fresh grass
Polo:

You should try something bew, Truffle. I recommend the sweets life gives you: Apples, pears, grapes, oreos, melon.

Harry and Kongo are relaxed
It's mutual warfare?

Sometimes I think they'll kill me when they come running in sync. Scary cuddlebears!

 

[exia]

Dear diary,

Slaves first day back at work. She took a short day, but oh I missed her! I was wild when she got home. Ofc she had some minth for me. And I was very happy until she said my little hat has arrived.


This is a very angry Kongo. I dont want a hat! Slave assured me thats not what she had in mind, she think it would be cool hanging on my cage. But she wanted to take a valentinesphoto of me for Kylie. I said she cant show Kylie that pic!

Cuddlebox-time now. And peaflakes! Love Kongo

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Kongo! Is that you?
Whatever happened to you?
Love Kylie

 

[Truffolo]

Your hat is beautiful, Kongo

 

[Merab]

So cute

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

Dear diary,

Slaves first day back at work. She took a short day, but oh I missed her! I was wild when she got home. Ofc she had some minth for me. And I was very happy until she said my little hat has arrived.

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This is a very angry Kongo. I dont want a hat! Slave assured me thats not what she had in mind, she think it would be cool hanging on my cage. But she wanted to take a valentinesphoto of me for Kylie. I said she cant show Kylie that pic!

Cuddlebox-time now. And peaflakes! Love Kongo

I agree with you Kongo, I don't think red brings out your natural colours optimally. Maybe green would be better? Anyway it's the colour of grass and veggies and even peaflakes, so it's got to be good!

 

[exia]

Kongo! Is that you?
Whatever happened to you?
Love Kylie

Slave happened. I'm still furious.Demanded peaflakes. I can share with you, lady!

 

[Roselina]

Dear Kongo
I’m not sure Princess Kylie deserves a beau looking like that …a red hat really ….
I don’t have to worry about that ….my slave knows you must never ever dress a skinny pig in anything ….skinny pigs are just beautiful as they are ….eh @Lorcan
Sending my love from afar to you Princess Kylie
Wheeks and wheeks
Freddy

 

[exia]

Dear Kongo
I’m not sure Princess Kylie deserves a beau looking like that …a red hat really ….
I don’t have to worry about that ….my slave knows you must never ever dress a skinny pig in anything ….skinny pigs are just beautiful as they are ….eh @Lorcan
Sending my love from afar to you Princess Kylie
Wheeks and wheeks
Freddy

I think you should never ever dress a Kongo in a hat or clothes either. I have a beautiful furr and perfect headshape! Slave has sad she's so sorry she offended me like 16 times now. Its just for looking (I'm chew it in small pieces).

Freddy I still want to see you jump popcorn! Must look very fun. Me? I'm too steady to do popcorn. I got happy seizures.

Love from Kongo

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Dear Kongo
I’m not sure Princess Kylie deserves a beau looking like that …a red hat really ….
I don’t have to worry about that ….my slave knows you must never ever dress a skinny pig in anything ….skinny pigs are just beautiful as they are ….eh @Lorcan
Sending my love from afar to you Princess Kylie
Wheeks and wheeks
Freddy

Sending kisses back to my mini hippo friend
Wheeks Kylie

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Slave happened. I'm still furious.Demanded peaflakes. I can share with you, lady!

Dear Kongo, I'm not saying that my MS couldn't come up with an equally infuriating idea
But I definitely prefer my handsome love without the hat.
Thank you for sharing your pea flakes but I don't like them that much. MS often calls me very picky.
Love Kylie

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

See?

 

[Ramia]

I like Kongos hat.

And kylies

 

[Roselina]

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See?

Dear Princess Kylie
I think you look lovely in your straw hat - is it for eating after ?
I’m loving our long distance romance are you ?
Love and wheeks your little hippo
Freddy

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Dear Princess Kylie
I think you look lovely in your straw hat - is it for eating after ?
I’m loving our long distance romance are you ?
Love and wheeks your little hippo
Freddy

Dear Freddy,
MS didn't want me to taste it but I'm pretty sure I could have eaten it.
Sending love and kisses to my little hippo
Kylie