Mrs Tiggy Winkle
Senior Guinea Pig
A boarly bits warning too!That top photo really should have a cuteness warning![]()
Kongo looks a bit non-plussed to me. After all he's not a human baby.
A boarly bits warning too!That top photo really should have a cuteness warning![]()
My bumm smells like minth!I got my boys mint today and I thought of Kongo calling it minth. Had me smiling for ages.
Do you have a band-aid? Poor Princess. Do your slave treat you like a hooman-baby too? I'm like "omg cant you see I'm too hairy to be your son! Remember you accidently told me I'm adopted and my world just crashed for 10 minutes?"Kongo my love,
I'm shocked what you have to endure.
I had to show my belly today as well. Slave fumbled around with band-aid because she doesn't want me to bite the stitches. For whatever reason...
It was quite disgraceful.
Kisses Kylie
What do you mean? You were adopted?My bumm smells like minth!
(was so sure it was spelled minth, becuse its mint in Swedish)
Do you have a band-aid? Poor Princess. Do your slave treat you like a hooman-baby too? I'm like "omg cant you see I'm too hairy to be your son! Remember you accidently told me I'm adopted and my world just crashed for 10 minutes?"
Love Kongo

Whose bum smells like mint? And how do you know?My bumm smells like minth!
(was so sure it was spelled minth, becuse its mint in Swedish)
Do you have a band-aid? Poor Princess. Do your slave treat you like a hooman-baby too? I'm like "omg cant you see I'm too hairy to be your son! Remember you accidently told me I'm adopted and my world just crashed for 10 minutes?"
Love Kongo
Kongos. Harry told him! You can always trust Harrylingo. Slaves bumm ofc smells like roses!Whose bum smells like mint? And how do you know?
Well, your slave is a bit more sensitive and warm. Mine was like " yes, you're adopted from a organization. What did you think?".Dear Kongo,
When our Slave told us we were adopted she explained it meant we were born in her heartand we were chosen.
That made us feel good.
Love from Miriam and Moses
That really was my face when I heard this. Like I'm ADOPTED?!? WHAT?!?What do you mean? You were adopted?![]()
You are bad*sses! I'm more like "mama, trim my nails. Love me. Dont bath me. Handfeed me. Let me sleep in your arms. Play with me." I'm a mamasboy.It goes like this:
Slave: Come on piggy, Mom wants to trim your nails
Piggy: You're not my mommy
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He demands his own desk and a secretary. King Kongo the grandios...Male slave is very brave to clothes shop. Three sweaters isn't bad . Enough for Kongo and Harry to nap inKongo is a career piggy. Does he get an ID badge and his own mug in the staffroom? I hope your new boss is nice
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Taking care of my nicest places is work!
Harry is too cute to be a secretaryHe demands his own desk and a secretary. King Kongo the grandios...
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I'm the perfect secretary!
Bramble,Dear Hairy Harry Henderson
It's not nice to have "comb time". I have "comb time" every morning. I have learned to put up with it. I've had "comb time" every day since I was 5 months old. First of all my Slave just gently put the comb down over my body so I'd get used to the feel of it. Then one day she put the tines of pain in my fur. I didn't half complain! When she came to a tangle, she got rid of the tangle and then I got some Coriander for being a good girl and I was put in the run for my breakfast pellets. It carried on every morning until all tangles had gone. The worst bit of "comb time" is when I have to go "up tails" and Slave combs my bum. I don't really enjoy and fur cut but then the daily torture isn't so bad. Maybe you'll let your Slave give you a furdo? Here is my Slaves hair cutting guide to assist your Slave.
An Illustrated Guide to Hair Cutting
Your piggies friend in a crisis
Miss Bramble
Shop Steward (retired)
Thank you Truffle my brother! I'm a sucker for those cucumbers you know. Without shell!Kongo your brilliance has astounded the camera, your nose has dazzled the electronics. You have a lovely multi coloured nose(
Truffle sent you and Harry some cucumbers)
It wasn't slave, it was mister angry bird himself that scattrered it all around.I see slave has scattered treats as a temptation and a distraction. I'm pleased to see you are not easily bought![]()
Hiya Hairy HarryBramble,
I dont understand how you cope with this abuse! And slave says I'm so cute when I'm angry. I just... I cant... like... I dont remember!
Slave will show maleslave your guide. He's my hairdresser after telling slave she made me ugly. Now he has only cut my hair once so far, and he was all sweaty after. He never cut a piggies hair before. Slave asked him if it really was that easy? He didn't answer her.
From Hairy Harry