Days of our Harry (Legacy of Kongo).

I got my boys mint today and I thought of Kongo calling it minth. Had me smiling for ages.
My bumm smells like minth!

(was so sure it was spelled minth, becuse its mint in Swedish 😅)

Kongo my love,
I'm shocked what you have to endure.
I had to show my belly today as well. Slave fumbled around with band-aid because she doesn't want me to bite the stitches. For whatever reason...
It was quite disgraceful.
Kisses Kylie
Do you have a band-aid? Poor Princess. Do your slave treat you like a hooman-baby too? I'm like "omg cant you see I'm too hairy to be your son! Remember you accidently told me I'm adopted and my world just crashed for 10 minutes?"
Love Kongo
 
My bumm smells like minth!

(was so sure it was spelled minth, becuse its mint in Swedish 😅)


Do you have a band-aid? Poor Princess. Do your slave treat you like a hooman-baby too? I'm like "omg cant you see I'm too hairy to be your son! Remember you accidently told me I'm adopted and my world just crashed for 10 minutes?"
Love Kongo
What do you mean? You were adopted? :woot:
 
My bumm smells like minth!

(was so sure it was spelled minth, becuse its mint in Swedish 😅)


Do you have a band-aid? Poor Princess. Do your slave treat you like a hooman-baby too? I'm like "omg cant you see I'm too hairy to be your son! Remember you accidently told me I'm adopted and my world just crashed for 10 minutes?"
Love Kongo
Whose bum smells like mint? And how do you know?
 
Whose bum smells like mint? And how do you know?
Kongos. Harry told him! You can always trust Harrylingo. Slaves bumm ofc smells like roses!

Dear Kongo,
When our Slave told us we were adopted she explained it meant we were born in her heart ♥️ and we were chosen.
That made us feel good.
Love from Miriam and Moses
Well, your slave is a bit more sensitive and warm. Mine was like " yes, you're adopted from a organization. What did you think?".

What do you mean? You were adopted? :woot:
That really was my face when I heard this. Like I'm ADOPTED?!? WHAT?!?

It goes like this:
Slave: Come on piggy, Mom wants to trim your nails
Piggy: You're not my mommy
😄
You are bad*sses! I'm more like "mama, trim my nails. Love me. Dont bath me. Handfeed me. Let me sleep in your arms. Play with me." I'm a mamasboy.
 
Hello all friends of Kongo and Harry,

today its slaves day.
I went across town to Stockholms biggest second hand today. Maleslave followed. Not so smart. He was like a teenager the whole time, so after two floors I gave up. So disappointed I only found three sweaters! On our way home we did something we nearly never does: McDonalds! After a meal with 9 chicken nuggets and medium fries, a couble QP with medium fries and a mcflurry Daim later I was full. Overactive thyroid makes you hungry and skinny.

20260329_222325.webp
Right now this little goofball is helping me work. Somehow I got responsible for a new workschedule and all my collegues hates me becuse they are never satisfied. I dont think they want to work at all, becuse in my book this is a pretty good schedule. Right now me and Harry are counting hours and Harry reminds me I never have friends at work (I have a pretty unpleasent role. The staff is not sure weither I'm some kind of manager or not, so they dont really know how to act around me. To be honest; I'm a bit like Djingis Kahn. I'm a whirlwind that wants everything to be perfect. I really dong want friends at work, I want a good quality and the best support for our residents. And an aquarium, which I will get! Thats so good for our residents!).
Anyways, this schedule is supposed to start next monday and I have two empty slots and getting a new boss tomorrow. I wonder if she wants to hire Harry and Kongo? Kongo is the brains and the muscles, Harry is the guy just spreading good vibes.

IMG-20260112-WA0007.webp
Kongo the boss visiting slaves work (look at his smile! Everyone was so happy to have Kongo there, he got so much food and pets from both my residents and the staff).

Love from Kongos and Harrys mamaslave
 
Male slave is very brave to clothes shop. Three sweaters isn't bad . Enough for Kongo and Harry to nap in 🥰 Kongo is a career piggy. Does he get an ID badge and his own mug in the staffroom? I hope your new boss is nice 🙏❤️
 
Male slave is very brave to clothes shop. Three sweaters isn't bad . Enough for Kongo and Harry to nap in 🥰 Kongo is a career piggy. Does he get an ID badge and his own mug in the staffroom? I hope your new boss is nice 🙏❤️
He demands his own desk and a secretary. King Kongo the grandios...

20260331_182219.webp
I'm the perfect secretary!
 
Dear Hairy Harry Henderson

It's not nice to have "comb time". I have "comb time" every morning. I have learned to put up with it. I've had "comb time" every day since I was 5 months old. First of all my Slave just gently put the comb down over my body so I'd get used to the feel of it. Then one day she put the tines of pain in my fur. I didn't half complain! When she came to a tangle, she got rid of the tangle and then I got some Coriander for being a good girl and I was put in the run for my breakfast pellets. It carried on every morning until all tangles had gone. The worst bit of "comb time" is when I have to go "up tails" and Slave combs my bum. I don't really enjoy and fur cut but then the daily torture isn't so bad. Maybe you'll let your Slave give you a furdo? Here is my Slaves hair cutting guide to assist your Slave.

An Illustrated Guide to Hair Cutting

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward (retired)
 
Kongo your brilliance has astounded the camera, your nose has dazzled the electronics. You have a lovely multi coloured nose 🥰 (🥒🥒 Truffle sent you and Harry some cucumbers)
 
Dear Hairy Harry Henderson

It's not nice to have "comb time". I have "comb time" every morning. I have learned to put up with it. I've had "comb time" every day since I was 5 months old. First of all my Slave just gently put the comb down over my body so I'd get used to the feel of it. Then one day she put the tines of pain in my fur. I didn't half complain! When she came to a tangle, she got rid of the tangle and then I got some Coriander for being a good girl and I was put in the run for my breakfast pellets. It carried on every morning until all tangles had gone. The worst bit of "comb time" is when I have to go "up tails" and Slave combs my bum. I don't really enjoy and fur cut but then the daily torture isn't so bad. Maybe you'll let your Slave give you a furdo? Here is my Slaves hair cutting guide to assist your Slave.

An Illustrated Guide to Hair Cutting

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward (retired)
Bramble,

I dont understand how you cope with this abuse! And slave says I'm so cute when I'm angry. I just... I cant... like... I dont remember!

Slave will show maleslave your guide. He's my hairdresser after telling slave she made me ugly. Now he has only cut my hair once so far, and he was all sweaty after. He never cut a piggies hair before. Slave asked him if it really was that easy? He didn't answer her.

From Hairy Harry
 
Kongo your brilliance has astounded the camera, your nose has dazzled the electronics. You have a lovely multi coloured nose 🥰 (🥒🥒 Truffle sent you and Harry some cucumbers)
Thank you Truffle my brother! I'm a sucker for those cucumbers you know. Without shell!
 
Bramble,

I dont understand how you cope with this abuse! And slave says I'm so cute when I'm angry. I just... I cant... like... I dont remember!

Slave will show maleslave your guide. He's my hairdresser after telling slave she made me ugly. Now he has only cut my hair once so far, and he was all sweaty after. He never cut a piggies hair before. Slave asked him if it really was that easy? He didn't answer her.

From Hairy Harry
Hiya Hairy Harry

I don't have much choice. Slave insists I have "comb time" every day and says that if I don't the tangles in my "velcro fur" (her words) will just get worse. I'm not happy that she pulls out hay, pellets, poop and forage. All of which I'm saving for later!

My Slave's hair cutting guide is really good. The Ever Beautiful Betsy was the model. She hated furdo's first of all, I understand, and would wander around with a half furdo (short and tidy on one side, long and unkempt on the other) for a few days before she calmed down and let Slave do the other side. She grew to learn that it felt better if she let Slave cut the whole lot in one go. Oh and it took somebody else (Son No 3 when he was a lot younger than he is now) to hold onto her when Slave was attacking her with the clippers when Slave first decided that it was a good idea to give her a short back and sides.

Wheeks

Bramble
 
Back
Top