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Me cuddling my mama. Got really upset when she said she could not breathe and moved me! Wheek wheek wheeeeeeeek ITS LOVE SLAVE!
How do you like my bangs, diary?
How very dare your slave skalp you in this manner. You’ll need to wear a hat until the bangs are back in the room.

Yeah, those 170g I gained is health. Me tried to tell slave that. She said I'm chubby.Film star bangsSuch a lovely colour. You have gained good health in your new home
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Dear Hairy Harry
Miss Bramble is now retired and I'm your GPU Rep now. I've had a word with Miss Bramble about hair cuts and furdo's. She said that they are a necessary evil when you have so much beautiful fur. You'll get used to it and you'll feel much cooler in the Summer heat. Slave keep's threatening to shave off her winter jimjams (pyjamas) so she can show off her bikini bod. Misty get's the same. Luckily, my fur is short so I don't have to suffer this indignity.
Sorry I can't be of any more assistance
Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
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Hello! WHEEEEELP! Someone please call the piggy police, Miss Bramble and the animal welfare! I lost 18g in 10 minutes. Pig abuse!
Thank you @Truffolo but I miss my bangs! I had a good thing going on on my head.It's lovely to see your eyes and your little pink nose and mouth![]()
Hello Hairy HarrySir Saxon,
you need to tell Bramble to step in again. She needs to be the rep of Hair. Just a longhaired pig can understand a longhaired pig.
Truffle would like to know if the GPU RRP of hair gets a mini cucumber allowanceHello Hairy Harry
Miss Bramble here. Whilst I'm very flattered that you wish me to become the Rep of Hair, I'm enjoying my retirement from the GPU having been your Union Rep for the last 3½ years. I am also Chairpig of the Stripey Nose Club and that keeps me busy with welcoming new members, issuing Membership Cards and the general running of the Coolest Club in Town. Maybe you should become Rep of Hair as you have such lovely bangs.
Wheeks
Miss Bramble
Hello Hairy Harry
Miss Bramble here. Whilst I'm very flattered that you wish me to become the Rep of Hair, I'm enjoying my retirement from the GPU having been your Union Rep for the last 3½ years. I am also Chairpig of the Stripey Nose Club and that keeps me busy with welcoming new members, issuing Membership Cards and the general running of the Coolest Club in Town. Maybe you should become Rep of Hair as you have such lovely bangs.
Wheeks
Miss Bramble
Deal my friend! I do prefer kale, so you will get mostly of the cucumbers.Truffle says shake friend![]()
We'll share the cucumbers (if there are any)
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Thank you. I feel a bit naked. I tries to say like a skinny pig, but slave gave me a evil eye.Harry, you look adorable no matter if you have been robbed of your fur![]()
If you look between his feets in the last photo, he watches my poo-dog with pride!He's small for a body guard. What does he think of cleaning up poop?
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I dont know how Kongo and Chip managed to look so cool? I look a bit... like a fat hamster?
He was a bit gnarly about it. Dont ask what gnarly really is, its what slave uses to say to me when I'm complaining and originally it was Joeys nickname ("darling" and the Swedish "gnagare" for rodent. Gnarling, wich sounds a bit like the Swedish "gnällig" for "complaining like a man"). I told him real men dont whine about a nice poo dog!Hamsters are cool bikers![]()
When the wind blows your hair back you will look just like this. I like your body guard's attitude. He can step on a guinea pig poop without going "oooh ugh, yuk!"
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Hey guys!Harrysaur you are looking very scary.Glad you managed to persuade the plastic man to be your bodyguard. I don’t think we would have wanted to meet him, he doesn’t look very friendly.
Kongo’s motorbike looks cool, but not very easy to manage, are you planning on practicing so you can zooooom off & join a biker club?
Many wheeks from Wally & Herman.
Truffle and Polo are secret bike fanatics. They would like to join your club please rrrmmm rrrmmrrrm wheek wheek wheekHe was a bit gnarly about it. Dont ask what gnarly really is, its what slave uses to say to me when I'm complaining and originally it was Joeys nickname ("darling" and the Swedish "gnagare" for rodent. Gnarling, wich sounds a bit like the Swedish "gnällig" for "complaining like a man"). I told him real men dont whine about a nice poo dog!
Hey guys!
Slave has promised to buy me some support wheels so I can burn to the petshop buy myself. I think the service in this house is a bit lacking, I dont get enough pellets. Actually I never had pellets before moving here and now I'm a junkie. Slave says its thanks to Kongo I get these golden nuts because she tried to detox him a multiple times but a mad Kongo was... Oh my. He knew very well that first he got new water, then he got hay and last he got pellets. He did not forget and he did not stop breaking out in the middle of the nights if slave didnt give him. Didnt matter if he had the cage full with pellets, he was going to have new. And slave is sure he counted how many he got.
Do you want to join my MC-club? We can call us Extra Wheelers or Windy Whiskers!
From Harry
Polo - what do you bring to the table? Slave says you're very cute, but so are me and Truffle. We do have very cool bangs too. Do you have extra shiny hair, very much charm or are you very very brave? Or extra handsome?Truffle and Polo are secret bike fanatics. They would like to join your club please rrrmmm rrrmmrrrm wheek wheek wheek
Maybe Polo tastes of mintH?Polo - what do you bring to the table? Slave says you're very cute, but so are me and Truffle. We do have very cool bangs too. Do you have extra shiny hair, very much charm or are you very very brave? Or extra handsome?